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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:16:50

Any wg in the mood for a good MUFF this afternoon?
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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:39:23

The important question for London is 'Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man. The one from Drury Lane.'
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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:44:12

On 2021-02-24 21:03:28 Need4Passion said:
This is a sex site.

Muff sounds very muffled to me.

I'd expect eating that pussy and chowing that punani to be common terms. They're fairly common in mainstream social apps without a smidgen of a ban so I don't see I need for skirting around terminology here.



Lol...on point N4P.
Straight choons work best, no beating around the MUFF(Bush) ;-)

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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:47:36

On 2021-02-25 05:38:49 Muff Marauder said:
Dammit now I have to change my name to Go down on you Marauder



LMFAO..
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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:49:05

On 2021-02-25 13:05:23 WillGrey said:
Cunnilingus is word you're looking for I believe. Hopefully the lady will reciprocate with some fellatio for a gentleman such as yourself.

Also upon climaxing the phrase to use is 'I'm arriving.' Ensure your best English accent is used.

(Note this is all in good fun before someone gets theirs knickers in twist)



Brilliant...lol
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Posted: 2021-02-25 14:51:41

On 2021-02-25 14:05:35 WillGrey said:
I think it's a misunderstood term. The lady performs a sucking action while our 'job' is to 'blow' our load. One needs to focus on the 'job' as it may be required to blow
onto her face, body or other receptacle. Timing and aiming is key to in this 'job' so as not to 'blow' ones load in places where additional cleanup effort is required such as the floor, sheets or curtains.

I'm really making up nonsense today.



Lol...you killing me bud...
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Posted: 2021-02-25 15:17:14

Personally, I would go for "May I tickle your belly button from the inside?" or "My ears are cold, can I use your thighs are earmuffs?"
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Posted: 2021-02-26 15:31:11

On 2021-02-25 13:05:23 WillGrey said:
Cunnilingus is word you're looking for I believe. Hopefully the lady will reciprocate with some fellatio for a gentleman such as yourself.



In a very formal Britainish accent LOL
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Posted: 2021-02-26 15:33:50

its such a hard one i like the word eating you or going down on you
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Posted: 2021-02-26 16:33:41

Carpet munching used to be a term until no one had carpets

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