English muffins, eaten in moderation, can do no hurt.

[QUOTE;2730991;London] On 2021-02-24 22:03:18 Cassanata said: You are too fat to be quick bwahaha

dude if you think London's fat,you must be 1 of the 3 blind mice

She is so god dam sexy

Dammit now I have to change my name to Go down on you Marauder

On 2021-02-25 05:38:49 Muff Marauder said:
Dammit now I have to change my name to Go down on you Marauder

Hilarious ! The quest continues.

On 2021-02-25 05:38:49 Muff Marauder said:
Dammit now I have to change my name to Go down on you Marauder

:(

On 2021-02-24 15:52:26 iloveagoodshag said:
Trouble is what other word does one use? Vagina sounds so formal.

Perhaps I need to book London to perform coitus? Then we can engage in some...

Does the formal approach sound better?

Cunnilingus is word you're looking for I believe. Hopefully the lady will reciprocate with some fellatio for a gentleman such as yourself.

Also upon climaxing the phrase to use is 'I'm arriving.' Ensure your best English accent is used.

(Note this is all in good fun before someone gets theirs knickers in twist)

Well, I find it offensive when a Service Provider asks me if I would like a "blowjob" . . . the act is diametrically opposite to blowing. In fact if she's blowing she's doing it wrong!

I look forward to being asked if I want a suckjob in future.

Btw, London you look hot! When are you coming to the capital of colonialism, the Mother City?

I think it's a misunderstood term. The lady performs a sucking action while our 'job' is to 'blow' our load. One needs to focus on the 'job' as it may be required to blow
onto her face, body or other receptacle. Timing and aiming is key to in this 'job' so as not to 'blow' ones load in places where additional cleanup effort is required such as the floor, sheets or curtains.

I'm really making up nonsense today.