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The universe has a cruel sense of humour. Right when I start regarding myself as an experienced punter - capable of cold detachment, as well as effortlessly separating punting life from the personal - I meet this remarkable lady, the kind of lady I simply had no way of anticipating I’d ever come across in this world. The kind of lady who made me break every one of my “punting rules”. The only one thus far who I’ve been completely open with from day one. “Danger! Danger!” I know, but I just went with it, and now I have a completely random moment in time that I really cherish - from a world that isn’t typically known for providing such moments.
Now I have to just “un-pussywhip” myself, although she admittedly doesn’t make this easy!
She isn’t for everyone - and that’s precisely what makes her special. She’ll definitely be more appealing to the “softer” punter - the kind seeking an “experience” more than a quick random lay. You’ll get so much out of your time with her when you genuinely invest yourself into it. It’s amazing how much our personalities gelled and how similar we were - the list of things that makes her interesting and unique is endless, but what will immediately stand out (if you’re a man of culture) is her fantastic taste in music.
I haven’t even brought up looks yet. My God is she a stunner. Dazzling smile, beautiful soft skin, gorgeous blonde hair, impeccable hygiene, and a ravishingly sexy body. We’re talking complete package here. Maybe try picture the kind of girl you’d probably find at some art event at Maboneng or 44 Stanley. She met me at the gate in this cute little white dress, donning slightly thick frame specs - literally no time wasted, and the entire experience was unrushed; left me wishing I’d booked more time!
There’d be too much to write regarding her wit, grace, femininity, intelligence - you’ll just have to get to know her yourself. Maybe you’ll pick up things I didn’t even get to find out. We opened up quite a bit with each other and I kept thinking about her after the booking.
Maybe this is what makes punting fun? Out of the 1000s of ads and pictures, the reviews, the joys and complaints - you just never really know who you’re gonna meet, and the rich stories behind the people you’ll spend time with. It reminds me of that bit from Fight Club about “single serving friends”. Lads, please, treat this one like a queen - she most certainly deserves it. The ratings here just can’t do her justice. She really is in a class of her own.
Will you return?
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