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Music on hold (MOH) : "Ooh ooh aah aah sexy eyes
I'm gonna take you to paradise
hey hey my my can't you see
you were born to dance with me

Ooh ooh aah aah sexy eyes
you know i'm neva gonna tell you lies
hey hey my my look at me
you got me feeling free

Na na na..." - Whigfield


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You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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[Call transferred to operator]

You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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[Call transferred to operator]

You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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Can you just imagine the wild conversations one would have with you?

Conversations between myself and Operator.

Me: "hello , operator?"
Operator: "yes , yes sir , how may I help you?"
Me: "help me? Oh pardon me , is this perhaps Kimmy's Hotline bling?"
Operator: [slight giggle] "oh yes it is sir , how may we direct your call today?"
Me: "well ... uhm , just a slightest of thoughts ma'am. But have you ever imagined yourself playing a frees-bee with someone's sausage and thought of how you would make it cum back?"
Operator: "uhm ... ... ... pardon?"
Me: "well , what I am getting to is , have you made it a mission to rather get someone over and over do the same thing? Like a frees-bee?"
Operator: "... sir , could you kindly provide me with your name and request so we could redirect your question to the relevant available consultant who I'm pretty sure will be able to answer your call more properly?"
Me: "well , call me Dover , Ben ... Ben Dover." [smirk]
Operator: "well Mr Dover , under what subject would you like your request to be addressed to? We have two available agents at the moment"
Me: "well ... wait ; I never got to catch your name , I was taught manners to ask names"
Operator: "well Mr Dover for the interest of peace , call me Cathy"
Me: "alright Cathy , I'm not sure what topic my previous question falls under but it should be a general sexual innuendo ... if you catch my drift"
Operator: "my , my Ben ... alright any other suggestive thoughts or opinions you'd love to add in before I transfer you?"
Me: "well ; there's just one: how sure would one be since my ex was asthmatic , that she's climaxing or having an attack? Is she probably gagging on something I'm not familiar with or maybe in her thoughts?"
Operator: "sir ... !!"
Me: "well , you were the one who wanted me to add comments"
Operator: "fair enough , sounds more like she's having an asthma attack , but it al depends how large your sausage is. If you know you've got a Vienna it'd be like tossing it down the corridor then believe me she gasping for more of it but further than that be curtain she's having an attack"
Me: "whoa Cathy , are you into BDSM?"
Operator: "sorry Mr Dover this isn't about me remember? I shall now transfer your call to Kimmy ... take care and happy jerking off" [sudden Telkom on hold music playing]

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Kimmy: "hello lala"
Me:[instant ejaculation] "whoah! now that's what I call an instant frees-bee!" [hangs up]

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Hi Kimmy

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You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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Ummm KimmyLee , seems like I've misplaced my pickle ... care to help me find it?

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You have reached the KL Experience Hotline Online Bling customer service. Thank you for calling, this is Kimmylee speaking, how may I help you?


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Music on hold (MOH) : "I got girls that I shoulda made pay for it
Got girls that I should made wait for it
I got girls that'll cancel a flight back home
Stay another day for it
You got attitude on na na
And your pussy on agua
And your stomach on flat flat
And your ass on what's that?
And, yeah, I need it all right now
Last year I had drama, girl not right now
I was never gon' chat what we talkin' about
You the only one I know could fit it all in them, man

I always wonder if you ask yourself
Is it just me?
Is it just me?
Or is this sex so good I shouldn't have to fuck for free?
Is it just me?
Is it just me?
Is this sex so good I shouldn't have to


Fuck for free....." - DJ Khaled ft. Drake


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