Here's another one: It's mid day already, you get there and the place smells like a ashtray. Dishes all over the kitchen, clothes, bags and shoes strewn all over the bedroom floor and the bathroom is a mess. She is still wiping the sleep out of her eyes: "Excuse my place, it doesn't always look like this. Make yourself comfortable I'm just going to have a quick shower."

On 2020-02-22 10:04:43 Tobago said:
Happened to me more than once.
Best was being asked to buy dog food ffs. Now when I get that, I just cancel the booking and move on.

Talk about a fucking mood killer, can I get your husband a six pack and some diapers for your kids while I am down at the spar? Can I take it out of the hourly fee?

Travel booking at my place, she: I forgot to bring condoms, can you go get? Me, annoyed: Just give me a massage. She: I also forgot my oil, do you have lotion? Me: how much do I owe you for this waste of time, you can go now. She: R1000 would be fine, not the R2000 we agreed, and just my Uber back. Me: wow you are generous. She:I'll make it up to you next time. Me: next time? What next time?

While busy with a maasage, lady gets a call and takes it, someone requested a quick bj. She calls another MG to take over and disappeared for about 10min. Came back and tells me the guy cums quick, so much for happy ending.

On 2020-02-22 11:46:14 klippie said:
While busy with a maasage, lady gets a call and takes it, someone requested a quick bj. She calls another MG to take over and disappeared for about 10min. Came back and tells me the guy cums quick, so much for happy ending.

Lol. You get some crazy bad mannered people. Thats not on.

Yip, when she came back I was out of there. Never to return.

On 2020-02-22 11:46:14 klippie said:
While busy with a maasage, lady gets a call and takes it, someone requested a quick bj. She calls another MG to take over and disappeared for about 10min. Came back and tells me the guy cums quick, so much for happy ending.

LMFAO! SMH wow.

On 2020-02-22 11:46:14 klippie said:
While busy with a maasage, lady gets a call and takes it, someone requested a quick bj. She calls another MG to take over and disappeared for about 10min. Came back and tells me the guy cums quick, so much for happy ending.

Noooooo!!!!! This is when we need the emoji with the eyes popping out from shock!

Just wondering where's the wg shop stewards to defend such behavior !!

On 2020-02-22 11:46:14 klippie said:
While busy with a maasage, lady gets a call and takes it, someone requested a quick bj. She calls another MG to take over and disappeared for about 10min. Came back and tells me the guy cums quick, so much for happy ending.

Hahaha! Talk about penis breath.