ystervark, thank you Sir! It was a pleasure to meet you at last - and thank you again for the leetle gift :) Adore it.

Come and spend the loadshedding hours with me any time ;)

'till then...

Biggest kisses xx

Name: Laura ( Laura Love )

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Northgate

Last Visit: September 2020

Full Profile: [View Laura ( Laura Love )'s Full Profile]

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Privacy: coded entrance,which is sent to you an hour before arrival,secluded,safe,perfect.

Venue:It feels like you're far away from Gauteng,on a 2 night getaway at this place,and adds to the excitement of meeting a mega hottie for some,ummm,tea and cake.I rate it awesome,no beyond awesome,no no,I give it a beyoresome.

The room itself: it's got this cool concrete screeding which adds a touch of class,carpet,armchairs,shower,kitchenette,and a king-size bed,decorated with a throw in my favourite midnight blue.So much win.


Telephone manner: only marked down because I can never get hold of her,although,to be fair,all my messages have always been replied back.

Now that I finish representing House Hunters International,onto the good shit....

OMFG!!!(All 3 million of 'em,including HE of the oversized Lingam despite multiple steroid usage,old Shiva himself),this chick is off the freaking hook!


The unexpected striptease at the start,so effing hawttt,(plus the oil massage at the end game of the session, talk about royal treatment!),then that grind she performed with her hands against the headboard,and my face between her thighs & right into her supreme vajay-yay,(I hope this is what you experienced okes mean when youse say "facesitting",because it's my new favourite thing,in fact,I'm renaming it "favesitting" from now on"),I can honestly claim I have never,ever,like never ever ever,like those okes who puff,puff,pass(on the RHS),and post #NotEvenOnce on their statuses,ever sexperienced anything as good as what she did to my face on Saturday.

She describes on her profile her naughty eyes & kinky nature,and I experienced that look,because she refused to NOT let me orgasm,never once lowering her gaze at me,as she brought me to release.

I mean,is this what pornstars go through?Because that's how she makes one feel.

Man,I know these chicks in this community are really good,but LL is freaking next level.(like stratospheric level).

And I know,all the reviewers,after 1 lekker bang,suddenly become poets,waxing lyrical about their moment,but si-ri-aaas,I have no words left to adequately describe what an unforgettable moment & memory LL has imprinted in me forever.

(Hey LL,this review is like,gruyere cheese level,right?)

Long story short: just give her all your money,man,you won't even give 1 single fuck,she is that sinfully good).

Quick Alexa,play In this Moment's "Natural Born Sinner".









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Ratings:

Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Hahaha Pinteshwaran excellent review. This is how I felt after my visit to LL. She's great.

No that is a great review, well done Bro!

Pinteshwaran: Never change! Your zest and appreciation for life is fucking marvellous. Thank you! Thank you for meeting me at every level - your humourous, enthusiastic and respectful approach really allows me to express my full sexual creativity in our sessions.

You're welcome any time.

Bring chocolate. Always bring the chocolate. This body is built on chocolate and Saturday morning porn star shenanigans :)

Quick Alexa, quick... play my stripper song...
(Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know)

xXx

Name: Laura ( Laura Love )

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Northgate

Last Visit: September 2020

Full Profile: [View Laura ( Laura Love )'s Full Profile]

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There are things in life that are just intosicats u to the Nth degree and this lady has that affect on you. A 💎 that stands out above the diamonds. thanks love u gave me life after a shitty week when I needed it. It's was a long hard week and I needed one of those hugs that turns into sexual bliss.



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Name: Laura ( Laura Love )

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Northgate

Last Visit: October 2020

Full Profile: [View Laura ( Laura Love )'s Full Profile]

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The purple world has just been the gift that keeps on giving this month. I feel like these are the stories that never get told, so these little silly reviews can sometimes serve as a nice moment to reflect at the very least. There are two absolutely mind-blowing bookings I’ve had, and both were just in this month - completely different but unexpectedly special: one has been discussed previously, the other, as you dear reader may have guessed, comes as a result of my phenomenal time with Laura Love.

Just to appease my own curiosity, I went through the logs, and it appears the first time I reached out to her was in August. I’d try to arrange things every now and then but our schedules could just never line up. We came very close to seeing each other last month and then something unexpected happened on her side. Sigh, another rain check! She promised me she’d “make up” for this, and since then I’ve been patiently waiting to call her bluff.

Fast forward to this Saturday morning. I wake up with the usual woody, and decided to quickly browse this very site hoping to find someone special to brighten up my afternoon. Lo and behold, following a short sabbatical, Laura Love’s ad is up again, and I immediately pounce. Not only is she available, but the time she goes on to suggest is exactly the same as what I would have proposed. Are the gods finally on my side?
We agree on a pretty unusual booking (for me). 2 hours. I previously never used to do this for first time bookings because there’s just no telling if there’ll be enough chemistry, but I trusted my instincts once again, and treated myself to some good music and relaxation for the rest of the afternoon before going to see her.

I finally arrive, and there’s the usual first time nerves. Neither of us knows what to expect, and we’ve never really gotten past chatting about logistics in our previous texts, so everything - comfort, rapport, ease, and familiarity - it’s all going to come from the booking itself. I walk towards her room and she pops out just before I get to door. Oh my god is she sexy! I’m under the impression that we’ll have to get past some small talk initially, but I guess our bodies did all the talking; I doubt I got much more out of my mouth beyond a “hi” before we started getting into a steamy make out session.

Have you ever felt POSSESSED by lust? I feel like this is what happened. She managed to bring out something animalistic within me. Finally seeing this incredible lady in front of me sent me straight into 6th gear. She just SCREAMS sex appeal. I usually try to be a bit more restrained but she brought out my inner pornstar, and I brought out hers. You think you’ve had a blowjob my friend? Nope. Not unless you’ve been with Laura. This was the sloppiest, dirtiest, roughest, most amazing deep throat session I’ve ever had. One of the phrases I used whilst she was on her knees is that she “made me feel like a king”. She puts so much energy into it, and it’s the kind of bj you dream of as teenager. There isn’t an inch of her body that I wasn’t infatuated by. I also have to write a word or two about her fantastic tits as well - she’s got much bigger absolutely scrumptious naturals than what you see in the pictures, and I had her suffocating me in them.

I’ll confess, my time management was non-existent, and before I knew it I ran out of that very two hours I previously mentioned. No, I still want more, and fortunately the gods were on my side once again. I brought enough for an extra hour, so on we go! It’s like we had foreplay and “postplay”. My mind was telling me “okay it’s home time now” but my body was insisting that I stay. And holy hell I had a mesmerising time that left me pretty much drunk on pussy. My speech probably got slurry for all I know. I was transported to a different place and wherever I went…that’s where I belong. That’s where I want to be.

In conclusion, yes the hype is completely justified. Not that you needed me to convince you I guess. This chick is absolutely on another level. If you want to be with someone who can rev things up 150% for herself, Laura’s the one. Hopefully the gods will be on your side as well. I don’t know what I did but I sure did make them happy. What happened today just left me dumbstruck. If you don’t know about the ancient Greek cult of Dionysus, read up on it, because the only rational explanation is that he orchestrated everything today, and for that I’ll remain ever thankful ;)


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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On 2020-09-30 23:37:55 Plane Breeze said:


There are things in life that are just intosicats u to the Nth degree and this lady has that affect on you. A that stands out above the diamonds. thanks love u gave me life after a shitty week when I needed it. It's was a long hard week and I needed one of those hugs that turns into sexual bliss.

My honey, seeing you is always such a pleasure. No matter if it's a leisurely evening sesh, or a morning breakfast outing... (followed by the fun!)... YOU are a guaranteed pleasure. Every time.

Thank you!

Biggest smooches
L xx

Untrue: Darling darling darling. Damn! You're a uniquely magnetic individual, I'm not shy to state that I enjoyed the fuck outta you :) Thank you!

I'll give that Mr Dionysus fellow (grin) a nod myself for crafting the circumstances and timing to perfection that day!

On 2020-10-17 21:11:33 untrue said:

I was transported to a different place and wherever I went...that's where I belong. That's where I want to be.

Sexual nirvana... not bad for a random Saturday :) Let's do it again real soon, yes.

Kisses xx

Name: Laura ( Laura Love )

City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Northgate

Last Visit: October 2020

Full Profile: [View Laura ( Laura Love )'s Full Profile]

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I accidentally stumbled across Laura’s profile while trolling the forums and reading up a fantastic ‘article’ about her from one of you newbie punters, the write up was so good that I decided to ‘investigate’.

I know some of you older guys might hold me to my words but I think we finally have a replacement for the legendary Spanish one that left us a few years back (this was a tough call for me).

Laura’s vibe and the overall experience feels like that affair you always wanted to have. Despite me screwing up a bit by arriving late as starters (I AM NEVER LATE) and overstaying my booking by over an hour extra, she still treated me like a crush you been wanting for so long but never got the courage to take on.

I am not the type to give finer details, but just the tip of the iceberg: She is impeccably clean down under which led me to eat out to my hearts content then switching to some face sitting and eating out to her hearts content, she has ink in all the right places, she has a perfectly proportioned ass with stunning legs finish it off. Did I mention that she loves cock? I am so glad I went with ample energy as it was definitely needed. How often do you get a wg that after a marathon session still grabs as you about to leave and gets you rock hard again ready to restart the procedure.

I voted down on privacy as the place despite being very discreet and tucked away, you have to park in a general parking area and walk to her room passing a few other staff members and patrons of the lodge, fuck it though it’s worth the risk.

I have been around the block and maybe not so much in the past few years, I have been one of the favorites of the retired Spanish one who we may not name so I feel quite a burden in my shoulders to safely say that Laura is genuinely an unforgettable experience, she is up there with the all time greats, I enjoyed every single moment of my encounter and I will be making a monthly trip as long as she’s in Joburg.

Pricing is on the higher spectrum, but worth every single cent.

Thank you Laura, I am officially addicted again!




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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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