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Does a woman's hands relate to the shape of her pussy?

On 2021-11-20 00:33:11 Albavg17 said:
Does a woman's hands relate to the shape of her pussy?

That's a mystery

Do we really have to wear black for funerals?

Because seriously pussies/vaginas are beautiful.... But we habe a preference....

Myth mmm

Are the lips an indication of what is down south.approximate sixze , feel ,, luscious Ness .

Personally I think 90% yes

Pussy lips mimic your lips , so lips or dem lippe

1) Why did Chester Bennington feel he has no one who "really sees him" & chose to kill himself,when millions could identify with his mental health state via his music & adored him for putting into lyrics what many feel?

2) Why do they call it fish-fingers when fish don't have fingers?

3) How come people who always ask "do these jeans make my ass look big"? don't realize that jeans do not contain any calories?

Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume.

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

Tall people are expected to use their reach to help shorter people, but if a tall person were to ask a short person to hand them something they dropped on the floor it'd be insulting.

What if Earth is like one of those uncontacted tribes in South America, like the whole Galaxy knows we're here but they've agreed not to contact us until we figure it out for ourselves.

Tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers.

When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they're just admitting they were overcharging me.

"DO NOT TOUCH" would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.

When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future.

When I bake bread, I give thousands of yest organisms false hope by feeding them sugar, before ruthlessly baking them to death in an oven and eating their corpses.

Oh it's what you to meeeeeeeee.

Ooooooooooh its what you do to me.

Oh it's what you do to meeeeeeeee.

...Hahaha!

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