Is sex KungFu?

Jackie Chans character Mr Han in Karate Kid quotes:

Respect - Putting on a Jacket

"Kung fu lives in everything we do..( )..it lives in how we put on a jacket and how we pick up a jacket. It lives in how we treat people. Everything is Kung fu."

Chi - Focus

"Internal energy. The essence of life. It moves inside of us, it flows through our bodies and gives us power from within."

Reflection - Control

"Being still and doing nothing is two different things."


Personally all this means that both myself and the punter should participate in the encounter during a booking and not just let it be one sided as that will cause a snag and we will both be defeated. One will leave unhappy and the other will stay drunk (this statement is debatable).


In the mind of an 'adult' on this site, it got my dirty mind thinking that in all the mixed masala, sex is Kungfu. [And so is the forum interaction, comments and review platform.]


Question: What are your sexual KungFu moments?


Mine is putting on a condom with my mouth then getting both my face lips and pussy lips numb. Drive my focus and keep the control on both ends until we both explode. Climax Delay Condoms have a stronger numbing sensation.

And oh counting MONEY is my other KingFu...*wink*

If I was still offering massages on my treatments I would use Mr Miyagi's wax on, wax off Kungfu.

KungFu Hustle

"You gave him your life savings?"


Hey the struggle is real but when you need a little smile on your face. Just call on the hero's that will hustle hard with you every step of the way.

Forget about the AXE Gang those usually cut corners to finish the job....lol

Never give up learning and when you make those mistakes. Laugh about them, most times people don't even notice you made them.


Just enjoy the sex and KungFu Hustle

Mine is when the man himself is about to do the entering kata. How he touches those wet lips and slowly disappearing in them and the owner goes "Aaaahhh"

I feel like some Panda love tonight to cuddle into the arms of the soft bear.

Then have Bamboo shoots in a vegetable soup for dinner.

Now that's my Kungfu Panda. He'll impart more Chi through his plump fur and learn a few lessons.

On 2019-12-06 05:22:07 Sandon said:
Mine is when the man himself is about to do the entering kata. How he touches those wet lips and slowly disappearing in them and the owner goes "Aaaahhh"

Please send the kata forward to the west then round it about while you're at it....*wink*

On 2019-12-12 16:18:26 Kimmylee said:
On 2019-12-06 05:22:07 Sandon said: Mine is when the man himself is about to do the entering kata. How he touches those wet lips and slowly disappearing in them and the owner goes "Aaaahhh"

Please send the kata forward to the west then round it about while you're at it....*wink*

All corners, deep and shallow

Sandon don't forget your ninja weapons.

Will bring them all KL to be used effectively