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Review - Hazel - Centurion/Clubview Pretoria
Posted: 2016-07-01 22:06:59
Name: Hazel
City: Pretoria
Area: Centurion/Clubview
Last Visit: July 2016
Full Profile: [View Hazel's Full Profile]
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Not fucking 21. If she is even in her 20's she had a HARD HARD life. More like late 30's, early 40's.
Not remotely like the photos - really good photoshop job done and fuck anyone that says otherwise.
Do I sound fucking pissed off?
I could not even get it up. Blamed my blood pressure meds.
Place stinks of cigarette smoke - still trying to get it out of my nose.
She sounded great on the phone, these photos look great, but dear god the photoshop-fu is strong on this one.
Avoid Avoid Avoid
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Pretoria
Area: Centurion/Clubview
Last Visit: July 2016
Full Profile: [View Hazel's Full Profile]
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Not fucking 21. If she is even in her 20's she had a HARD HARD life. More like late 30's, early 40's.
Not remotely like the photos - really good photoshop job done and fuck anyone that says otherwise.
Do I sound fucking pissed off?
I could not even get it up. Blamed my blood pressure meds.
Place stinks of cigarette smoke - still trying to get it out of my nose.
She sounded great on the phone, these photos look great, but dear god the photoshop-fu is strong on this one.
Avoid Avoid Avoid
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Hazel - Centurion/Clubview Pretoria
Posted: 2016-07-11 11:24:03
Edited: 2016-07-11 11:24:33
Edited: 2016-07-11 11:24:33
Totally agree with Stem's review. Place stank and this chick looks absolutely nothing like her pics - for a moment I thought I had mistakenly made a booking through that Red site not ESA!
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