Dit laat my dink aan die ou grappie. Wat kry jy as jy n volstruis met n sak uie kruis???? N voël so groot dit maak sommer jou oë traan

After some more thought about this topic I decided to do some measuring myself. The aim was to determine the length of my tottie at different temperatures. I thought it best if I start from cold to warm.

So off I went for 10 minutes into the freezer room I happen to have at my home. Temperature minus 4 degrees Celsius. After about 7 minutes in the room I opted to shorten the time and got out of the room to measure the bit that was still showing. By the I was however shivering to such an extend that I just could not keep the ruler still for long enough to actually put it on the shortened version of my usually visible tottie. After a few tries I gave up and poured myself a whisky.

So the challenge now is: Any punter who can do better than me and who is willing to complete the experiment?

WOW! Thanks for the invite!

Party at Boob’s house!

A freezer that size means there’s plenty of Braaivleis! Although I really do think we should bring our own drink (unless… how big is your bar Boobs?)

I suggest a panel of ladies attend to act as independent adjudicators. 10 or 12 should be sufficient.

Needs to be done soon while it is still warm.

Tottie measurements in the freezer, the pool, the yard, and finally the bedroom after intense stimulation.

Maybe we could have prizes for longest, widest, most crooked and a booby prize for the shortest.

I’m free tomorrow Boobs, what about everyone else?

@ Meg I love a good challenge ;)

@ Roybash lmao that would put you right up there with Mr humungersaurous if your measurements fell into that category. Eina!

@ exodus lmga

@ boobs lmao 10/10 for trying.

Lmao @ le roux onthou net teveel drank Dan werk dit nie #cant watch#

Reminds me of the Afrikaans saying, "party menere is agt duim en party is ag shame"

Think the same goes for self control and stamina! You can have a donkey dick, but if you cum in 30 seconds.... Shame!

I think the ladies are being overly generous here. I'm around 17/18cm and I've NEVER been told by a wg that I'm big. Very few normal girls either.

I think there must be plenty of 20+ guys out there.

Wow!!! This thread is getting really LOOOOOOOONNGGGG.......(pun intended)......

@ beady the ones being overly generous are the ones that are 16cm + I would say.

Question to the punters....what do you prefer ..a tight punani or a big fat punani,and what is the biggest fanny you have seen and experienced ?