what do clients say about Elysium spa and the girls/

I say be nice, and you can bang whoever you like :-)

Give us some detail bro. Who, what , how. .
They have some hot looking women.

Give us some detail bro. Who, what , how. .
They have some hot looking women.

well, i went to visit this place today after a long time (2 years or so), and what a disappointment it was...

chose the "best looking" or "least worst looking" to be more accurate, out of a really scruffy lineup...(The pics of the girls advertised and whats available to choose from don't quite add up.. photoshop is paying off cos the parking lot was full).. and off to a dimly lit room I went with (whatshername), after paying the 700 hard earned rands for my 90 minute massage...

What i got was a 15 minute rubdown (literally, i checked the clock! ) during which she kept asking me if i want extras (400 for a BJ and 800 for FH), i politely declined, as i really wanted a good massage, but that didnt stop her from dismissing the subject... The girl who smelled like a mix of body odour and rotten feet then told me i should massage her as there was plenty of time left on the clock. another 15 mins later, i couldn't take it anymore and asked to go shower so that i could leave, she half-heartedly asked if i wanted to continue the massage, and all i wanted to do was get out of there as fast as possible and never return...

now im sad, 700 bucks out of pocket and still in need of a massage...

I guess that is why they advertise the full line up on every other site except on ESA...that also explain your experience....

I had the same experience the last time I visited. .......I think I left on a good note after shooting some of my load into the cow's hair! I felt just that was worth the money

Well Diva from Elysium Spa there you go

Lol @ Tapthat.

I waited ages to book Leah @ Elysium and the day I got there was a letdown for me. She has the prettiest feet I've ever seen on a WG but she kept rushing me & hinting that I better have a lot of cash. I had a few grand on me but we just never clicked... & I left.

This place used to be a top notch place back in the day in Bryanston. They moved to Randburg and things started going South. Debbie and Sabrina split and now its basically a very shitty expensive Fh place. Havent been there a while, then popped in recently for a quick dop. The 2 old men B and D are still sitting there at the bar as always. The girls, although some of them are quite pretty, just seem scanky.