Name: She Male Champagne

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Rivonia

Last Visit: May 2013

Full Profile: [View She Male Champagne's Full Profile]

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Was very excited by Gorgeous pics on ESA, had a few great adventures at this venue before w Sabrina (Stunning!) Alice & Jessica. Asked on the phone if Champagne or Maria were available & fit for an hour of bothways action, ie not tired & fully functional. The Maitre'D confirmed both 'Ladies' fully functional despite 'no Greek' on Maria's profile. Sadly it was a very different story once the hotpants came down... Champagne is attractive, but was not very interested, minute & very hairy downstairs & definitely not functional! I tried to arouse her, with fond memories of Sabrina & co but it was a waste of time. Asked if she could ask one of the others, she actually tried but everyone was tired. Asked Maitre D for an alternative but she was rude & unforthcoming, I had spent 15 minutes upstairs, so no alternative unless I wanted to pay for one of the other tired Shemales... Waste of time, energy & money, sad to see a good venue deteriorate so badly. Would avoid...
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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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agree, going to the dumps

Thanks for the review Loganlips

Yeah, thanks for taking a beating for the team... good to know.