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Review - Salmina - JHB,Airport Johannesburg
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Posted: 2013-01-09 13:40:13

Name: Salmina

City: Johannesburg

Area: JHB,Airport

Last Visit: January 2013

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Not great. The venue is a dump and when you actually see the girl you realise how good this photographer is. It's definately her in the pics, but the pics make her look much better than she is in real life.
Service was rather shit. A piss poor attempt at a massage (no oil or cream) followed by a crap BJ - if you can call what she gave me one. All pretty rushed - I've given up trying to understand why the fuck I always pay for an hour but am out of there within 20 mins.
Phone kept ringing and at one point she was even shouting at someone standing outside the door while we were at it. On the phone to the next punter before I even had my clothes on.
I think the final straw for me must have been once we were done and she jumped up and squatted on the basin to 'clean' herself. After which she proudly told me that she'd been getting up to 6 or 7 bookings a day.

This is one of those that makes you hang your punting boots up for a while.
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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 2/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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garyj
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Posted: 2013-01-09 13:46:34

Lol Plover ,you make me laugh ,sorry about the booking buddy,but thanks for the heads up
Daxx
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Posted: 2013-01-09 13:50:03

@plover, thanks a lot about your experience. She looks hot in the photos. I hate paying for an hour and end up being chased to leave early before the time. Whats her rates for an hour man
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Posted: 2013-01-09 14:12:22

Plover, that's an awful experience yu had there...I feel yu bro...
9inchnubian
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Posted: 2013-01-09 14:49:12

Sorry boet! But it reminded me of an experience I had once when I was a newbie. I was offered a drink before the deed, and not wanting to be rude I accepted. Girlfriend takes glass and which looked clean but she rinsed it off using a basin in the room. She said it was just to get rid of the dust since she had left the window open at some point. After the deed, she gets up, takes a bucket from the cupboard and takes a leak! Then she tossed the piss in the....you guessed it...basin!
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Posted: 2013-01-09 15:11:05

Just when I thought I've heard it all...squatting on the basin...hahahahahaha....sorry about your experience!!
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Posted: 2013-01-09 16:33:36

Oooh.... Nasty!
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Posted: 2013-01-09 17:00:51

No man!!!! That is just SIF!!!!!!! And what I find even more hilarious, is that one guy even still asks what her rates were????? bwahahahahahaha
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Posted: 2013-01-10 00:16:31

I agree with Plover on this one, her service is really below average and I knew the minute I stepped into her premises that I would never come back, this girl looks really great on the pics but in reality not so good and not so presentable
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Posted: 2013-01-10 08:15:24

Pity as you say the pics look ok,but the basin squat,takes the cake, she be back to the street corners soon.

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