On 2021-02-25 08:14:50 Mike Hope said:
Sylvia you make my day LOL

The lift got stuck at below ground level.

Maybe if she had a Mr Leatherman in her life, the situation would have been different

Who will steal your dildo? It's like taken somebody's toothbrush. Maybe just misplaced?

On 2021-02-25 09:17:07 stormers said:
Who will steal your dildo? It's like taken somebody's toothbrush. Maybe just misplaced?

Who said anything about a dildo? You related to Sylvia?

Think Swiss Army knife with a pair of players on the one side.

Before I die, I must meet Sylvia

On 2021-02-25 09:17:07 stormers said:
Who will steal your dildo? It's like taken somebody's toothbrush. Maybe just misplaced?

You will be surprised at what guys walk off with. I had a pair of R400 earring stolen by a guy whose wife probably wears nothing less than R5000 earrings. Have had g-strings stolen, reading glasses, numerous CDs, a little book called Rudiments of Music.... A little pocket from my days when I took piano lessons. He returned that cos I called him out on it. Half bottles of perfume. Youth Dew bath oil. It's a very expensive tiny bottle.

nad be more careful who you entertain. LOL S I been in business years not have one thing taken, only my virginity. heee heee

On 2021-02-25 12:21:35 Sylvia said:
... LOL S I been in business years not have one thing taken, only my virginity. heee heee...

Lemme guess...it was Tegsie...Right?....LOLOL

If you don't know what a Leatherman is then you're too young to punt,lol

On 2021-02-25 08:02:15 Sylvia said:
What was stolen? a dildoll? I thought when i first read this she had lost a cat or dog. FFS who in the right mind are gonna steel any girls personal things that go here there and everywhere. Sickos for sure out there. Like the pooper and now a new one just come on here with a request i never in my life heard of. not even looked at the link, churns my guts over. have a good day.
G Hope you find another contraption. LOL S

I am in tears with laughter.