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Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-25 20:40:48

My hunting season officially opens tomorrow.

My current harem disintegrated after the usual 6 or 7 months. Usually consists of three.
No 1 decided I was too poor to see.
No 2 plucked her moer when I stopped funding her lazy ass
No 3 went back to her boyfriend that likes to panelbeat her.


Learned some really valuable lessons :
1.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.
2.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.
3.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.


So the Hunt not for Red October but the hunt for a new harem starts tomorrow.

Three ladies.
Dark hair
Younger than 35
Drink with the best
Don't mind my swearing a lot (lack of education)
Don't mind me being without a job due to Covid and our government
Slim
Full boobs
Magic kissers
Amazing BJ's
Doctorate in pomping
No expectations other than getting paid, actually prepaid.
Weekly visits
Morning Girl, Afternoon Girl, Evening Girl, Some weekends Girl, Now and again sleep overs.

The usual requirements.


She will not :
Know my real name
Have my private cell number
Know where I reside


The hunt starts !!!!!
hobbes
hobbes - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-25 20:46:01

Think there is one other important rule that you might have missed:

Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.

Thank me later.

:)
Angel
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Posted: 2020-08-25 21:00:43

Drink with the best??? Is that a challenge mmmmmmm?
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[deleted] - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-25 22:08:27

On 2020-08-25 20:40:48 Bruv said:

Learned some really valuable lessons :
1.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.
2.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.
3.) Do not under any circumstance get involved in their personal life.

[...]

She will not :
Know my real name
Have my private cell number
Know where I reside


The hunt starts !!!!!


SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK.

Seriously, 99% of the drama you see on this forum could be eliminated if punters just followed these basic principles.
BOOBS53
BOOBS53 - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-26 07:36:24

Bruv, so the hunt restarted to the impossible dream .. yet again. Some of us never learn ;)
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semensquirter - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-26 08:14:41
Edited: 2020-08-26 08:15:03

On 2020-08-25 20:40:48 Bruv said:
...Doctorate in pomping...



Lemme see a Doctorate?...seems that you're in luck!!!!
I know of an SP with a PHD.
she Passed High-school Difficultly.

Interested?
balasbak
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Posted: 2020-08-26 08:27:04

On 2020-08-26 08:14:41 semensquirter said:
On 2020-08-25 20:40:48 Bruv said: ...Doctorate in pomping...

Lemme see a Doctorate?...seems that you're in luck!!!!
I know of an SP with a PHD.
she Passed High-school Difficultly.

Interested?



LMFAO !!!
Kooni
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Posted: 2020-08-26 11:03:58

Wanted to recommend a few, but worried you may fall head over heals for them, and then in a few months the hunt starts all over again.

Enjoy the testing, going to be sheer driving pleasure.
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[deleted] - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-30 19:02:00

And so week I of the Hunt completed.

Saw two applicants.

Applicant 1 :
Lost out on kissing.


Applicant 2 :
A possibility. But will have to do a second interview.


Kooni : Sheer driving pleasure ? Sometimes you have to test a few models before you get the right one. Not all sheer driving pleasure. When you get into a car and you realise this is not for you, you still have to finish the ride. Like a rollercoaster,. Once you in the thing, you only get out at the end.


Boobies : Yes I do agree. Some idiots just never fucking learn.


SS : That one will never make the grade, unless......


Hobbes : Thanks for that good advice. LOL



And so Week 2 of the Hunt starts. Will have to do 3 interviews this week. Was a lonely weekend.







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[deleted] - Re: Hunting Season
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Posted: 2020-08-30 19:12:00
Edited: 2020-08-30 19:12:27

I got asked the question why 3 in my harem ?

Best answer I can give is that my harem is like a fleet of cars. Sometimes they have difficulty starting in the morning, or the second one has a knock in the engine, so then you still have the third one to drive.

If all three are giving problems, ESA is on hand, like Uber, to help out temporarily.


Harem is technically also the wrong word to use, as with a harem I would have bought the cars and just sorted out maintenance for them, but then again on a very long term lease.


The more correct terminology should be :
Short term rental contracts.


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