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Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-03-16 15:04:51

Name: Jade

City: Cape Town

Area: Plattekloof

Last Visit: March 2020

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Had a decent time for the session booked and everything seemed to go smoothly. She is everything as expected from the pics.

It was only as I was leaving that I realised there was an older lady & 2 other guys in the apartment the whole time I was there. They were on the balcony at first which is why I didnt notice them when entering the apartment.

Dont know if it is because its her first time in Cape Town that she needs her "pimps" around but to me privacy is everything when it comes to these bookings.

Doubt I will be returning if the privacy issue isnt resolved.

Proceed with caution



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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Regard1979
Regard1979 - Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-03-20 22:09:23

Name: Jade

City: Cape Town

Area: Plattekloof

Last Visit: March 2020

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Better than I could have imagined in every way..
From the moment she opened the door, I was in awe of her beauty, and she certainly knows what she's doing.
Ontop of that Great conversation and laughs.
Outstanding experience all round.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? No

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Vigiles - Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-05-04 05:21:48

Name: Jade

City: Cape Town

Area: Plattekloof

Last Visit: March 2020

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I spent an hour with Jade before the end of March. Telephone manner and personality is oerfect. She looks great in person and has a rocking body. My personal experience with her just felt a bit clinical and rehearsed.
I prefer a more intimate interaction...so I guess the expectation from my side was a bit high. Beautiful girl, beautiful body.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 3/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-07-22 10:49:31

By any chance is this the same Jade who also worked at massage Inc? If so a booking is in order
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Re: Review - Jade - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2020-08-23 17:34:02

Name: Jade

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: August 2020

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This was one of those that made me regret not sticking to my regulars - nonetheless we punt and learn!

Save for some pleasant small talk, the entire experience was extremely mechanical. She does make remarks about how she has “OCD” and I think that has adverse effects in an environment like this one where sensuality, intimacy, and spontaneity are key.

The massage felt surprisingly amateur and didn’t really tingle me or reach those hidden spots. As for the deed, I was struggling to perform given how cold things felt, but once I finally was set she called the booking off. I didn’t even get any oral. Expect some clinical clockwatching as well (even though she was the one who made me wait!)

I had spoken to her a couple of months back but deliberately avoided the booking cause I had a feeling this is how things might go. I then saw her latest pics and my small head won at the expense of my big one. Sometimes you’re just better off trusting your instincts.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Posted: 2020-08-24 16:17:13

Yeah, I must agree with your review. I experienced exactly what happened to you. Seen her before lockdown and it was awesome. Went back the other day and it was a disaster..
semensquirter
semensquirter - Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-08-24 19:36:22

I waited for so long and when she returned... gave up after the phone call!
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cremesoda - Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2020-08-25 10:35:43

I can echo some of the sentiments in the recent posts. I saw Jade (before lockdown) while she was at Pammy's - chose her from the line up.

Certainly a looker, but overall experience was below expectation.
Thomas Stevens
Thomas Stevens - Re: Review - Jade - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
Re: Review - Jade - Sandton/Morningside Johannesburg
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Posted: 2020-08-28 07:51:57

Name: Jade

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Morningside

Last Visit: July 2020

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Jade is indeed an interesting young lady. The overall experience was adequate. She met me dressed well albeit perhaps too overtly "sexy". A short skirt and very high heels. My preference is attractive yet modest. The massage was below average and mechanical, yet we connected via conversation. She was obliging of my requests which made up for the lacklustre massage. Positives: She is attractive, has an amazing body, hygienic and is able to hold a decent conversation. Could benefit from more experience and understanding that beauty isn't necessarily signified by a "slutty" appearance. Worth a return visit.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 4/5
Service: 4/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Re: Review - Jade - Plattekloof Cape Town
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Posted: 2021-01-06 11:25:28

Was hoping to book this lady, but these last reviews and comments pretty much killed my excitement.

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