Picture the scene earlier today if you will, of me basking in the afterglow of some fabulous mid-morning shagging and shenanigans. Sipping on a milkshake and replying to my texts, I happen upon one rather special delivery... See, I could wax lyrical upon the exact content of said sms, but allow me to be brief in my summary of the semi-literate penmanship received.
The gentleman strongly objects to my disregard for the unspoken ROAR policy, claiming to be a horrified "regular" of mine, who has recently been enlightened of my multiracial tendencies, and will certainly never book me again.
Furthermore, he advised that I provide a public declaration of my policies so that others of similar mindset to himself may also boycott the delights of my boudoir in future.
Now, generally I don't care to take unsolicited advice (I barely take suggestions). However, I feel strongly about the topic so I shall save the man the trouble of asking the Aunty next door to type out another message on his behalf today, and take it upon myself to publicly draw your attention to the fact that I am a loud and proud multiracial provider of pleasure.
Should my policy offend you, please do pop by for a cup of tea, to kiss my ass and accept a refund on whatever blessings you have bestowed upon me - I'd be delighted.
Yours, with tongue in cheek, much love and rainbow kisses.
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