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Posted: 2022-04-06 18:48:19

As other WG's will know, from time to time we get guys sending us dick pics (which most likely isn't his) and he'll ask you things like "Do you like big dicks??". "Does my dick make you horny, baby?". So let me clear this up once and for all. No, dick pics doesn't make us horny, AT ALL. No we do NOT drool over big dicks and masturbate looking at them.
What DOES make us horny is the CHEMISTRY between two people. I've had the HOTTEST sex with clients when the chemistry was right. What makes a man sexy, is his personality. Some of my clients - if you had to see them walking past you, you'd think - well he's just fugly, however to me, he's be sexy.
Just for clarification, I'm not talking on behalf of every woman on the planet, just the ones that I know.
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Posted: 2022-04-06 19:12:13

I agree. Guys who send nudes are not serious about a booking. They just want sexy talk to play at home.
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Posted: 2022-04-06 20:12:44

I am not speaking on behalf of all men....maybe just those of us who have penises.

There goes literally hours and hours of planning into a penis picture photoshoot. Women think its easy....but no....its hard.

You have to get the perfect location. It takes time scouting for those!!

Cameras.....we invest in top of the range photographic equipment to get the best quality results.

Then there is lighting, make-up and sometimes having hair done. Lots of planning goes into that.

The subject...... firstly you need a penis. You literally have to take it out of your pants for the photo shoot. You must get him ready and relaxed.....or worked up or whatever is required. Have any lady ever tried taking a picture of her penis....holding it and taking the picture at the same time???

I think the ladies need to give us a round of applause rather than complaining. We are artists that dont get enough recognition.
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Posted: 2022-04-06 20:29:28

On 2022-04-06 20:12:44 Minime V10.1 said:
I am not speaking on behalf of all men....maybe just those of us who have penises.

There goes literally hours and hours of planning into a penis picture photoshoot. Women think its easy....but no....its hard.

You have to get the perfect location. It takes time scouting for those!!

Cameras.....we invest in top of the range photographic equipment to get the best quality results.

Then there is lighting, make-up and sometimes having hair done. Lots of planning goes into that.

The subject...... firstly you need a penis. You literally have to take it out of your pants for the photo shoot. You must get him ready and relaxed.....or worked up or whatever is required. Have any lady ever tried taking a picture of her penis....holding it and taking the picture at the same time???

I think the ladies need to give us a round of applause rather than complaining. We are artists that dont get enough recognition.



Give the man a Bells.
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Posted: 2022-04-06 21:05:19

On 2022-04-06 18:48:19 Gretchen said:
As other WG's will know, from time to time we get guys sending us dick pics (which most likely isn't his) and he'll ask you things like "Do you like big dicks??". "Does my dick make you horny, baby?". So let me clear this up once and for all. No, dick pics doesn't make us horny, AT ALL. No we do NOT drool over big dicks and masturbate looking at them.
What DOES make us horny is the CHEMISTRY between two people. I've had the HOTTEST sex with clients when the chemistry was right. What makes a man sexy, is his personality. Some of my clients - if you had to see them walking past you, you'd think - well he's just fugly, however to me, he's be sexy.
Just for clarification, I'm not talking on behalf of every woman on the planet, just the ones that I know.



a guy that can captivate my mind ....boy oh boy splinternuwe moeilikheid
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Posted: 2022-04-06 21:44:50

On 2022-04-06 20:12:44 Minime V10.1 said:


Cameras.....we invest in top of the range photographic equipment to get the best quality results.



Don't forget the Photoshop license... thats a major expense to on top of the editing time to remove tattoos and other identifying piercings...

Lol
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Posted: 2022-04-06 21:49:37
Edited: 2022-04-06 21:50:13

On 2022-04-06 21:44:50 Plod1975 said:
On 2022-04-06 20:12:44 Minime V10.1 said:

Cameras.....we invest in top of the range photographic equipment to get the best quality results.



I also invested in a microscope.....
Minime V10.1
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Posted: 2022-04-06 22:01:28

I wonder if ESA can organise photoshoot days in their studio for penis portraits? That will save us time and effort and more consistent results (which the ladies will approve of)
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Posted: 2022-04-06 22:08:51

On 2022-04-06 20:12:44 Minime V10.1 said:
I am not speaking on behalf of all men....maybe just those of us who have penises.

There goes literally hours and hours of planning into a penis picture photoshoot. Women think its easy....but no....its hard.

You have to get the perfect location. It takes time scouting for those!!

Cameras.....we invest in top of the range photographic equipment to get the best quality results.

Then there is lighting, make-up and sometimes having hair done. Lots of planning goes into that.

The subject...... firstly you need a penis. You literally have to take it out of your pants for the photo shoot. You must get him ready and relaxed.....or worked up or whatever is required. Have any lady ever tried taking a picture of her penis....holding it and taking the picture at the same time???

I think the ladies need to give us a round of applause rather than complaining. We are artists that dont get enough recognition.



You just made my day! :)
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Posted: 2022-04-07 04:46:06

One of my lady friends have a default reply whenever she receives a dick pick:

"Hey dude, did you know that you resemble a penis?"

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