Posted: 2026-06-18 16:47:32
It's over for online dating apps.
Civilians have resorted to 1900's methodologies in which to secure a slay .
Matchmaking agencies.
I know.
It's a thing again, I swear to you. I saw a billboard on a major highway about this new agency where you meet a PROFESSIONAL MATCHMAKER who's HUMAN.
How do you get LISCENCES for stuff these days?
If you want to save yourself time, disappointment and money , ditch everything related to finding a chemical romance instantaneously.
Matchmakers, Tinder, all social media , a bar, nightclubs, funerals, all the usual places and stuff you ordinarily use for hook ups..
Rather come to me.
Because I'm Julia Ward.
I have the best body in JHB! I'm an absolute ten! So is my service ! No matter where you are reading this there's a 100% chance I'm only about 25mins away from you.
Love,
Julia