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sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 06:46:15
hello fellas. here all day for you. massage to start on massage table i work alone. hope to see you. xx
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 06:53:06
Welcome back Granny, we missed your input during your absences from the forum.
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 09:36:52
Welcome back from your hiatus, Sylvia.
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 09:39:52
yeah lets see how long this old cow lasts. lol
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 09:47:14
"Old" but not "cold" I have been told
As the say
The more snow on the montain, the more fire in the valley.
On 2022-05-12 09:39:52 Sylvia said:
yeah lets see how long this old cow lasts. lol
"Old" but not "cold" I have been told
As the say
The more snow on the montain, the more fire in the valley.
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 09:59:41
Welcome back .
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 12:25:43
Would love to visit Sylvia one day.....
Any pointers on how to pomp in English;-)
Any pointers on how to pomp in English;-)
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 12:52:49
Pomp = pump, na just does not sounds the same, so best to stick what you know best, and keep to "pomp" no matter the languague
On 2022-05-12 12:25:43 TheMuff said:
Would love to visit Sylvia one day.....
Any pointers on how to pomp in English;-)
Pomp = pump, na just does not sounds the same, so best to stick what you know best, and keep to "pomp" no matter the languague
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 12:56:51
Edited: 2022-05-12 12:57:16
Edited: 2022-05-12 12:57:16
Sylvia and SF back in the same week. What's going on (scratching my head)
Welcome back Sylvia. You've been missed.
Welcome back Sylvia. You've been missed.
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Re: sylvia north riding.
Posted: 2022-05-12 12:59:57
Just before penetration,say the following,
:If you're melanin advantaged:
Imma go all colonial on your fine arse while singing bom,bom,bom,bombom,bombom,bombom,feel the fire,feel the fire,m'lady.
If you're Indian/Muslim:
Madamji,I will now pitch it full-on,hope you get forwards to the ball and stroke it across your fine leg,Namastey/Salaams.
If you're Afrikaans:
Ons het julle lekker genaai in die oorlog n?
Wie's jou fokken pa nou?
If you're kullid:
Hoezit Hoezit hoe lyk urt?
Come to the vrykamer mos and lets get nay-kurd.
(It's ok,I'm on meds).
:If you're melanin advantaged:
Imma go all colonial on your fine arse while singing bom,bom,bom,bombom,bombom,bombom,feel the fire,feel the fire,m'lady.
If you're Indian/Muslim:
Madamji,I will now pitch it full-on,hope you get forwards to the ball and stroke it across your fine leg,Namastey/Salaams.
If you're Afrikaans:
Ons het julle lekker genaai in die oorlog n?
Wie's jou fokken pa nou?
If you're kullid:
Hoezit Hoezit hoe lyk urt?
Come to the vrykamer mos and lets get nay-kurd.
(It's ok,I'm on meds).
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