Men Are Just Happier People.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another fuel station restroom because this one is just too yuk.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A ten-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Your underwear is R25 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You never have strap problems in public.

You are hungry for anything at any time and have no issue with choosing what to eat.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Hehehehe made me smile..;)

# drinks with the boys aint an impromto fashion show that you have nothing to wear to.

# tv only needs 3 channels, sport,finacials and more sport.

# men know where southeast, south, north, ect is and understand ditection given like that.

But we have to pay to play.
Damn! But I guess we can't have it all

Love this post! he he I must admit there are a couple of things that I've experienced differently with some men on your list lol won't mention them, but I have to agree, their lives are less complicated in most ways than ours, and before I get attacked.... I did say MOST ways, not all #naughtygrin XX

Haha, this is great.

Tip on the nut and bolt directions.
If you are looking at the bolt head and hold the spanner at 12 o'clock
Lefty loosy, righty tighty.

On 2022-07-12 21:42:01 Shawner said:
Haha, this is great.

Tip on the nut and bolt directions.
If you are looking at the bolt head and hold the spanner at 12 o'clock
Lefty loosy, righty tighty.

Ha ha that s how I was taught me! Haven't heard that in years!

Any tips on knowing where North, East, South or West are at any given time?! I am really, really and I mean REALLY bad with direction lol xx

This ia a good post on our tought lives hahaha.It`s not easy to be a MAN.

@miss Galaxy - The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. Use this as a guide.

Your shadow on the ground is then pointing the opposite direction...

North or South is thus 90 degrees (halfway) if you can follow what I mean

Any time during the day. Point your (imaginary I guess) analog watch and point the 12 towards the sun. Now halve the distance between the sun and the short arm of the watch. That points north

One of the disadvantages is that the older we get, the more exspensive our toys get.