Posted: 2022-07-21 20:56:51
"I only take drugs to manage my alcoholism"-is what I answer when everyone asks me why am I the way I am.
That's an example of sarcastic humour(I think),but in a self-deprecating way.
(Or self-defaecating,depending on your kink).
Since I poke fun at my own shortcomings(for eg. Gurrrl,you in the mood for a quickie,or you wanna go the whole 2 minutes?),ladies seem to enjoy my company,which is a blessing,because I can't just rely on my incredibly good looks,huge appendage and extreme wealth alone).