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Nothing is that serious.
Posted: 2026-04-10 12:06:57
Want to watch stand up comedy? Up and coming talent around the World ?
Then Watch a serious , formal, courtly event on the TV..Something like a Summit at the World Economic Forum.
If you really pay attention, after a while, the very, very, very important people dressed up in uncomfortable costumes people call "suits" , start looking like actors doing a scene from a badly scripted slapstick comedy.
Which makes it good because the actors don't know they're even in a show. Or do they....
The point is, no matter WHAT'S going on in the World, unless you can DIRECTLY IMPACT ANY OF IT RIGHT NOW TODAY and in return it literally benefits you TANGIBLY right now today , then it isn't that serious.
Also 5 months from now everything you thought was so extremely serious will not really even be thought about, because you went and found something else to be serious about. And all the things you are so serious about will keep evolving and changing and be forgotten and do on until your heart explodes from stress and you die.
Or ..
You can see me bi-weekly and I will make you a happy human again.
I have the best body in JHB.
I am the best
I am the fantasy that keeps you going and reminds you that life is awesome.
I'm GORGEOUS. THE BEST SECRET GF INVESTMENT any man can make, LOW MAINTENANCE, because when our appointment is over , i don't exist.
Don't you love how i call our dates appointments?
So smart.
Love,
Julia Ward
Then Watch a serious , formal, courtly event on the TV..Something like a Summit at the World Economic Forum.
If you really pay attention, after a while, the very, very, very important people dressed up in uncomfortable costumes people call "suits" , start looking like actors doing a scene from a badly scripted slapstick comedy.
Which makes it good because the actors don't know they're even in a show. Or do they....
The point is, no matter WHAT'S going on in the World, unless you can DIRECTLY IMPACT ANY OF IT RIGHT NOW TODAY and in return it literally benefits you TANGIBLY right now today , then it isn't that serious.
Also 5 months from now everything you thought was so extremely serious will not really even be thought about, because you went and found something else to be serious about. And all the things you are so serious about will keep evolving and changing and be forgotten and do on until your heart explodes from stress and you die.
Or ..
You can see me bi-weekly and I will make you a happy human again.
I have the best body in JHB.
I am the best
I am the fantasy that keeps you going and reminds you that life is awesome.
I'm GORGEOUS. THE BEST SECRET GF INVESTMENT any man can make, LOW MAINTENANCE, because when our appointment is over , i don't exist.
Don't you love how i call our dates appointments?
So smart.
Love,
Julia Ward
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