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Romeo and JuliA ended up NOT dead
Posted: 2026-04-15 15:21:19
Romeo and JuliET did.
Have you read that story before? Watched the movie? Shakespeare? Anyone....?.( Insert sound of crickets in the background here, visualise tumbleweed rolling because no one understands....nevermind )
Romeo and Juliet are the most infamous lovers in history. They loved eachother so much that they died from it.
The good news is that as JULIA, I'm still as Italian as Juliet ( true story, I'm a first gen Sicilian)...but I don't have a Romeo. No thank you very much, all that DRAMA! ICK. This is my blanket analogy for RELATIONSHIPS. They are ick. And end in death or drama.
Furthermore, I have availability for ONE more fantasy Romeo to come into my story today, for sensual masage and companionship, and we keep it well within the confines of FANTASY.
That will ensure smiles all round .
The best part of all? You will feel SO ALIVE WHEN WE ARE DONE, YOU'LL WANT TO RELIVE THE ALIVENESS FEELING WITH ME MANY TIMES MORE TO COME!
Romeo and Juliet = dead.
You and Julia = ALIVE, HAPPY, ELATED, YAY!
Love,
Julia Herself
Have you read that story before? Watched the movie? Shakespeare? Anyone....?.( Insert sound of crickets in the background here, visualise tumbleweed rolling because no one understands....nevermind )
Romeo and Juliet are the most infamous lovers in history. They loved eachother so much that they died from it.
The good news is that as JULIA, I'm still as Italian as Juliet ( true story, I'm a first gen Sicilian)...but I don't have a Romeo. No thank you very much, all that DRAMA! ICK. This is my blanket analogy for RELATIONSHIPS. They are ick. And end in death or drama.
Furthermore, I have availability for ONE more fantasy Romeo to come into my story today, for sensual masage and companionship, and we keep it well within the confines of FANTASY.
That will ensure smiles all round .
The best part of all? You will feel SO ALIVE WHEN WE ARE DONE, YOU'LL WANT TO RELIVE THE ALIVENESS FEELING WITH ME MANY TIMES MORE TO COME!
Romeo and Juliet = dead.
You and Julia = ALIVE, HAPPY, ELATED, YAY!
Love,
Julia Herself
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