I've done this once before and it was very fun, but there were problems (not enough planning and funds).

I almost did it again but had to cancel due to budget issues. But i've been saving up and I'm ready to do it again.

As a busy guy, sometimes i need a break to unwind, and I'm guessing you girls do too.

I'm a guy in my 20s, 165cm, muscular but short black guy.

I'm looking for 3 ladies (21 to 40) to unwind with on a 5 day trip to loskopdam forever resort from monday the 17th to friday the 21st.

You must reside in Gauteng province (any area close to pretoria or Johannesburg). I will send you money for an urber from your location to Mall of Africa (Chauffeur pickup point/white Benz V300) after you send me a screenshot of the cost estimate uber ride from your location.

The four of us must arrive about 3 hours ealier (9am, departure at 12). You will then receive R2500 each for groceries of your choice (2500x3) to shop before the chauffeur arrives (no shops at the resort/remote area).

We arrive on moday to relax and prepare for tomorrow. You will each get your own 2 sleeper LOG CABIN unit with a bathroom, kitchen, living area, etc.

(you can look up the map of the rooms on their website/Loskopdam forever resort).

You will choose or play rock paper scissors or something, whether you want to be girl A,B or C.

Whoever girl A is, that's who I'll spent the 1st night/monday night with. But not much will happen since we all just arrived and are tired. Probably eat, shower, then go to bed.

The real fun starts tomorrow. You must've planned what food you'll buy, and what you'll do during the sessions. But you aren't supposed to let me know your plans, just show me (I like adventure).

From Tuesday to thursday (3 days).

Here's the schedule:

Tuesday - breakfast lunch supper (A B C)

Wednesday (C A B)

Thursday (B C A)

The challenge is something like 'who's the best girl friend'. It's like meeting a boyfriend you don't see often and trying to make the most of your time spent together/show him the best time.

What these letters mean is that, I'll see girl A for breakfast, B for lunch and C for dinner, etc etc etc.

This means girl A must wakeup earlier/~6am/before I do to prepare the session on the 1st day. I don't have my own place so I hop from place to place during sessions.

Breakfast and lunch are both for 2 hours while supper is 3 hours followed by a sleep over. Sleep means Sleep, meaning if the session started at 18:00, we must both be asleep by 21:00, not doing much, maybe cuddle, but sleep is the goal since I still got work tomorrow (I need my rest).

The days are structured like this.

Moday - arrival and rest.
Tuesday to thurday- 08:00 to 10:00 breakfast session, 10:00 to 13:00 break, 13:00 to 15:00 lunch session, 15:00 to 18:00 break, 18:00 to 21:00 supper session followed by sleepover until before breakfast tomorrow.

Don't stress too much about feeding me enough or doing enough during breakfast and lunch, I will also try to reserve some energy and space for supper. Point is, I Don't want to get exhausted or too full during breakfast and lunch since I still got supper to attend to. If you do exhaust me or feed me too much, is not a problem (it won't affect your rank negatively). All I'm saying is that you shouldn't worry about it. The goal is for a good time/adventure, not to exhaust me, but if you do, it's okay. Supper is where you should really give it your all/show me your superpowers and feed me as much as you want. I'll be sleeping afterwards anyways. Just saying, you girls can do whatever you want.

During the sessions, I just go along with whatever you want to do or want me to do, you're in control of the whole session, I just go along with whatever you do, as long as the act isn't dangerous or harmful to both you and me. I like adventure and uncertainty, the only rules is, you must feed me/include a meal at some point in the session, or somehow the food becomes part of the act itself. Doesn't matter, as long as i eat something since I'll only be eating during sessions the entire trip, I won't be touching your fridge or eating during breaks.

It's a resort so during breaks I might give you space to get some fresh air, maybe go chill at the pool or swim or something. You can also do the same, you are free to do anything you want outside of sessions, even hangout with the two other girls, or all of us together, doesn't matter. Just be careful not to discuss what you did/will do during the sessions. Remember, you're still competing.

On friday, you will clean all the mess, pack, and meet up to receive your prices before our driver arrives at 10am.

You'll pay your return uber once we Arrive at Mall of africa.

I will be judging you based on both your overall Session and how good the food was. I will keep this a secret until the last day when you all get a mouth to ear review, followed by an envelope with:

3rd place (Good/meh/ok): R20K

2nd place (Great/Better than 3rd): R40K

1st (Incredible/the best,most fun companion): R60K

Message me if you're interested. You can even include some juicy details if you want or play with words to entice me. Not necessary, but it helps.

You can also mail [Send Message] if you want. Your choice.

Here it is again and yet not even one girl came forward to tell us about their amazing time.
Dude u need to rewrite this and start with the money first. No girl in her right mind wil go anywhere with no payment upfront.

Your story is too long and too much drama around this and that.

You looking around 30k per night and 30k per day. That's around 60k per girl per day. But for all the doofs and daffs you talking plus out of town and inconvenience allowance. 100k per day per girl. That's 300k per day for 3 girls x 5 days. 1.5 million. I don't see anyone interested in this dramatic long convoluted story so I needed to reply to break your psychosis/fantasy/imagination.

I'm doing this for your own good and a caring purple world community citizen. A good samariten.

Just take some deep breaths. Watch some TV and book as many girls as you can afford for in call or out call and have fun in your city of gold Johannesburg.

My calculations are close to accurate as overnights are around 25k.

On 2025-11-08 10:20:21 NinjaBoy.x said:


Just take some deep breaths. Watch some TV

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Aaaaaaah you can't advise him to watch more TV cos that's what brought us here. When I read the novel it felt like a script from the amazing race however with a twist. This guy most definitely watches too much TV, hence...

On 2025-11-08 10:30:50 Sexyhumour said:
On 2025-11-08 10:20:21 NinjaBoy.x said:

Just take some deep breaths. Watch some TV

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Aaaaaaah you can't advise him to watch more TV cos that's what brought us here. When I read the novel it felt like a script from the amazing race however with a twist. This guy most definitely watches too much TV, hence...

Chomi football for betting numbers later kikiki

On 2025-11-08 08:52:32 Tom69420 said:
I've done this once before and it was very fun, but there were problems (not enough planning and funds).

I almost did it again but had to cancel due to budget issues. But i've been saving up and I'm ready to do it again.
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Maybe this is just a fantasy post.

Anyway. The only time you should be spending over 100k on punting is if you already have the cash in hand.

You can't be saving for months to just blow it on random women in a week. You just don't have the money to be doing this my guy.

There are SPs out there that would "semi-retire" for a month if you give them 20k upfront and you're not a total piece of shit.

Do that if you want to feel pampered which it sounds like you do.

On 2025-11-08 11:17:03 Greek Goddess said:
On 2025-11-08 10:30:50 Sexyhumour said: On 2025-11-08 10:20:21 NinjaBoy.x said:

Just take some deep breaths. Watch some TV

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Aaaaaaah you can't advise him to watch more TV cos that's what brought us here. When I read the novel it felt like a script from the amazing race however with a twist. This guy most definitely watches too much TV, hence...


Chomi football for betting numbers later kikiki

Lol bathong... okay chomi I'll call you

Also I see its all about the food u like eating o one more thing no woman on here is going to wait for the 3rd day and get a price it's moola up front.

On 2025-11-08 15:35:54 KICKASS said:
Also I see its all about the food u like eating o one more thing no woman on here is going to wait for the 3rd day and get a price it's moola up front.

Please tell him...now ladies must wait to become Sex champions before anything else. I can't imagine myself going to a sex battle cos I want to come out as the best and win the major prize. I'll probably come back with a numb clit cos I was trying to please and focused on winning the first prize... *yoh asoze*" poverty I hate you"

I don't get why I always experience hostility whenever i post something.

Like, if you're not interested in what I'm proposing, why not just ignore it instead of writing paragraphs telling me how pathetic I am.

We're all pathetic men paying for something others get for free. As an unattractive man, that's something I'm aware of and had made piece with.

Point is, I'm just trying to have some fun.

I feel discouraged and even consider quitting punting altogether.

I just can't anymore