I'm interested to know what was the funniest experience you've ever had? Something you'll never forget about, something so random that will have you chuckling when you're by yourself or in public. I'd love to hear them!

Love, B xx

In our school days we had farting competition.so one of my friends pushed so hard he kaked in his pants luckily for him he lived around the corner I can never forget the expression on his face up until today I can pic that.

Went to see this SP a few years ago. Got there and she let me in and after greeting motions for me to follow her to the bedroom. As I walk behind her through the lounge, I see a pair of feet in slops sticking out from behind the couch on the opposite side.

Got so alarmed and stopped her right there to ask what's going on. She said it's her cleaning lady who hadn't finished by the time I rocked up. It was a one bedroom apartment. I then insisted that she stands up from behind the couch so I can verify. It was indeed an elderly cleaning lady and she was quite embarrassed about the whole debacle. It wasn't funny at the time, but I've thought back to that moment with a chuckle over the years. To be a punter is to see things sometimes!

On 2022-08-18 12:28:19 ShadowfaxCool said:
Went to see this SP a few years ago. Got there and she let me in and after greeting motions for me to follow her to the bedroom. As I walk behind her through the lounge, I see a pair of feet in slops sticking out from behind the couch on the opposite side.

Got so alarmed and stopped her right there to ask what's going on. She said it's her cleaning lady who hadn't finished by the time I rocked up. It was a one bedroom apartment. I then insisted that she stands up from behind the couch so I can verify. It was indeed an elderly cleaning lady and she was quite embarrassed about the whole debacle. It wasn't funny at the time, but I've thought back to that moment with a chuckle over the years. To be a punter is to see things sometimes!

And you didn't suggest a double?

Jake hehehehe

On 2022-08-18 12:24:38 KICKASS said:
In our school days we had farting competition.so one of my friends pushed so hard he kaked in his pants luckily for him he lived around the corner I can never forget the expression on his face up until today I can pic that.

Boys will be boys hey ='D. This had us ripping ourselves!!

Wanneer die kak spat!

@ShadowfaxCool, bless your soul! Taking the leap to book a lady is very brave of you gents considering you guys don't know us from a bar of soap so I completely understand why you double checked. This is hilarious though!

One hot summer day, just before Christmas....
I'm just about to finish a great session by removing the oil with baby powder before my client have a shower, and for the life of me I couldn't get the powder out of the bottel.
I decided to press the bottle even harder and off came the cap .....
With the fan on full blast my client was covered from head to toe in the powder!!!
Snow white!!!

At least he had a sense of humor about it and called it
.....his very first white Christmas

Kylie

I had a visitor/client, did my thing and he was too happy with me and offered to message me.
I lay down,he massaged me(very nicely). He worked his way all the way to my neck, asked me to turn around and the next thing his balls were in my face. Oh did I get teabaged :D

I had a visitor/client, did my thing and he was too happy with me and offered to message me.
I lay down,he massaged me(very nicely). He worked his way all the way to my neck, asked me to turn around and the next thing his balls were in my face. Oh did I get teabaged :D

I love that story @Shadowfax I can only imagine how alarmed the poor cleaning lady must have been shame!

My personal best was I had to do an entire boyfriend scene. So I had to wear my gown while waiting for the client in question to arrive.

I did an interview on another site and one of the questions happened to reveal how much I love singing... what I thought would just be an ordinary answer and would just be useless insight into who I am... happened to get me much work and I assure I am no singer lmao!

So the gentleman who was a regular at the time would get me to prance around my flat in my gown, singing and wait for him to arrive (as in welcome himself into the home).

For those of you who truly knows me, I am incredibly shy and mortified by this. I would probably do it again.

I even sold a private video of me singing in the shower and I died when playing it back to myself.

It's a passion. Not a skill. Lmao and I think that even in the vanilla world people get off from how shy I actually am and how I cringe.