Do you wake up every morning and think any of th following thoughts:

"Am I really still doing this every day?"

"It's been 20 trips around the sun in a revolving door of inside spaces called MY FANCY CORNER OFFICE WITH MY HOT SECRETARY WHO IS GAY, MAKING HER POINTLESS FOR ME."

"Am I still waking up to the same salary, same 'benefits', same everything? Even my clothes are beige now. What have they done to us? What is this World ?"

"The 'Managing Director' status on my office door doesn't even get me a seat at the cool table with the brotherhood at the Golf Club so what's the point anyway?

"All I want to do is wear flip flops and shorts , and my other half thinks I'm a narcissist. "

"Why am I doing this? Surely the kids will be happier if I'm happier ?"

"OMFG I better get to my gay, hot secretary and make hundreds of thousands of dollars for my boss so i can see my salary drain from my arrears account and then repeat this all tomorrow"

DO YOU EVER WAKE UP FEELING LIKE THAT?

I DO NOT.

Because I'm a chick! Life is sooooooo much easier for me..all I have to do is stay EXTREMELY HOT, BE EXTREMELY CALM, AND BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT BEING THE Opposite TO ALL OTHER Woman IN PLEASING A MAN.

I have the best body in JHB.

You'll love being human after you meet me.

Waking up in the mornings will be a breeze.

Yes, your circumstances will stay the same unless you get a divorce and open a beach bar in St Tropez...

but amongst all the boring monotony in your life, for the low price point of your conscience, I WILL MAKE YOU A HAPPY MAN.

Love,
Julia Ward