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Posted: 2025-09-24 06:51:59
Edited: 2025-09-24 07:02:55

INFORMATION YOU WOUKD LIKE TO SEE ON AN ESA PROFILE:

PETS:
Knowing a service provider had Jack Russels or a Rotviler would be nice to know especially if they live in the home.
This information is imperative for Muslim clientele or non pet lovers.

PAYMENT OPTIONS:
Cash/Card/Eft
This would save many trips to the atm along the way.

PREFERRED COMMUNICATION:
Esa Mailbox
WhatsApp
WhatsApp Call
Normal Call

This would make bookings much more easier especially for punters with punting sims.

SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE:
IG
TELEGRAM
SNAPCHAT
Twitter/X
Fans Pages/Snapchat

These have overtaken websites which are now redundant.

VERIFIED AGE:
This should be mandatory by now on ESA, gives insight on what type of an experience to book.
Doesn't mean a mature woman who takes good care of herself will lose business.

Many punters want an older lady that takes care of themselves and sometimes on a particular day you might want a 21 year old or 60 year old.(Fantasy & Experience Sold Here.)

MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Does the lady actually dress as her pics with lingerie, heels etc. (this is a must in the industry in my opinion, no heels, no booking.)
ESA sells a fantasy and an experience. Seeing lingerie and heels on an profile and rocking up to baggy jeans and hoody with hi tech takkies is not on.
If I'm ordering a Burger at Spur and receive 2 Slices Of Albany Bread With Polony That's Still Food To Satisfy My Hunger But Not What I Ordered So Please Quit The
"We Human & Have Lives, Can't Be In Lingerie & Heels All Day Long"

The above Information on a Service Providers Profile Is More Imperative to me than knowing:
Website
Email
Starsign
Likes/Dislikes (By now we all know
Woman LIKE Money, Good Manners, Good Hygiene, Chocolate & Perfume, and they DISLIKE Bargain Hunters, Bad Manners, Poor Hygiene Late Arrivals.) That's the usual template answers.

I TRUST THE AFOREMENTIONED WOULD BE CONSIDERED AS PUNTING HAS EVOLVED SINCE THE INCEPTION OF ESA.
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Posted: 2025-09-24 10:19:26

Agreed. Like who the fuck cares about a wg's starsign?
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Posted: 2025-09-24 10:28:09

Fair comments all

I would just mention that several ladies do include their preferred communications choices on their profiles and from various interactions with ladies over many years - it seems many punters do not bother reading or simply ignore the preferences. Several ladies also include a lot of this information in their standard "rates and service" responses.

A lot of what you are asking for can be discussed with the lady (payment, attire etc) and doesn't really need to be in a profile.

Still - I think you make several valid suggestions: some for ESA to consider, and some for ladies to include in their existing profiles - but that does require punters to actually read and comprehend!
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Posted: 2025-09-24 11:25:54

Everything you have said makes a lot of sense but I'm genuinely against the no heels no booking lol .... With me I always ask if I should wear heels or not for crying out loud I'm 1.78cm without the heels and with heels I'm a 1.83-5 depending on heel length so I might end up being too tall ... So maybe you can also try the hardest thing 'simply requesting for what you want the person to wear'
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Posted: 2025-09-24 11:50:40

Most of the things that were mentioned can be asked on the phone. If u not sure if a girl uses whatsapp just save her number and check. If whatsapp is not available then juuust maybe she doesnt use whatsapp for bookings so it means she take straight calls. Esa emails. The girls made it clear over and over on the forum the esa email is, a, waste of time. One obstical out of the way. For ladies who stil except cash send. Goodluck with that. So just take it that all girls except cash or immediate EFT. What u want her to wear. Just ask her. Easy.

But here is the kicker. Whats with the guys posting hi im looking for a slender girl....
Are u blind. This is not the newspapers personal column. U can see the actual pictures. How lazy can u be?
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Posted: 2025-09-24 12:01:46

On 2025-09-24 11:50:40 Pumpkineater said:

But here is the kicker. Whats with the guys posting hi im looking for a slender girl....
Are u blind. This is not the newspapers personal column. U can see the actual pictures. How lazy can u be?



This is true. Expecting results from zero effort.
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Posted: 2025-09-24 12:13:59

Oh fuck I can't stop laughing thinking about an unexpected interruption from a Jack Russell
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Posted: 2025-09-24 12:27:02

On 2025-09-24 06:51:59 Modestlover said:
INFORMATION YOU WOUKD LIKE TO SEE ON AN ESA PROFILE:

PETS:
Knowing a service provider had Jack Russels or a Rotviler would be nice to know especially if they live in the home.
This information is imperative for Muslim clientele or non pet lovers.

PAYMENT OPTIONS:
Cash/Card/Eft
This would save many trips to the atm along the way.

PREFERRED COMMUNICATION:
Esa Mailbox
WhatsApp
WhatsApp Call
Normal Call

This would make bookings much more easier especially for punters with punting sims.

SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE:
IG
TELEGRAM
SNAPCHAT
Twitter/X
Fans Pages/Snapchat

These have overtaken websites which are now redundant.

VERIFIED AGE:
This should be mandatory by now on ESA, gives insight on what type of an experience to book.
Doesn't mean a mature woman who takes good care of herself will lose business.

Many punters want an older lady that takes care of themselves and sometimes on a particular day you might want a 21 year old or 60 year old.(Fantasy & Experience Sold Here.)

MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Does the lady actually dress as her pics with lingerie, heels etc. (this is a must in the industry in my opinion, no heels, no booking.)
ESA sells a fantasy and an experience. Seeing lingerie and heels on an profile and rocking up to baggy jeans and hoody with hi tech takkies is not on.
If I'm ordering a Burger at Spur and receive 2 Slices Of Albany Bread With Polony That's Still Food To Satisfy My Hunger But Not What I Ordered So Please Quit The
"We Human & Have Lives, Can't Be In Lingerie & Heels All Day Long"

The above Information on a Service Providers Profile Is More Imperative to me than knowing:
Website
Email
Starsign
Likes/Dislikes (By now we all know
Woman LIKE Money, Good Manners, Good Hygiene, Chocolate & Perfume, and they DISLIKE Bargain Hunters, Bad Manners, Poor Hygiene Late Arrivals.) That's the usual template answers.

I TRUST THE AFOREMENTIONED WOULD BE CONSIDERED AS PUNTING HAS EVOLVED SINCE THE INCEPTION OF ESA.



All valid points, I actually wanted to respond earlier but I sat down and started drafting a new bio because this is actually very important.

When it comes to links and other apps, ESA said I'm not allowed to list these or ad links like Only fans for example or streaming sites but the mention of WhatsApp and Telegram I assume is fine as we use it to confirm bookings.

If you save a number their IG and socials usually pops up depending if it's linked or you can just ask a girl once you're with her. Asking before might result in a no - especially if she's not showing face.
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Posted: 2025-09-24 12:37:04

On 2025-09-24 12:13:59 Mike Hope said:
Oh fuck I can't stop laughing thinking about an unexpected interruption from a Jack Russell



Me too....

Picture this...
A pair of swinging balls...
Mommy making weird noises ... and an over enthusiastic Jack Russell
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Posted: 2025-09-24 14:10:52

On 2025-09-24 12:13:59 Mike Hope said:
Oh fuck I can't stop laughing thinking about an unexpected interruption from a Jack Russell



And the guy saying to the girl while doing missionary

"Ooh i didnt know u had a friend to join us, not knowing its the dog licking his ass"

She replies: "No i dont but just ignore Sammy my jack russel. He loves ass.

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