On 2025-09-24 11:50:40 Pumpkineater said:
But here is the kicker. Whats with the guys posting hi im looking for a slender girl....
Are u blind. This is not the newspapers personal column. U can see the actual pictures. How lazy can u be?
On 2025-09-24 06:51:59 Modestlover said:
INFORMATION YOU WOUKD LIKE TO SEE ON AN ESA PROFILE:
PETS:
Knowing a service provider had Jack Russels or a Rotviler would be nice to know especially if they live in the home.
This information is imperative for Muslim clientele or non pet lovers.
PAYMENT OPTIONS:
Cash/Card/Eft
This would save many trips to the atm along the way.
PREFERRED COMMUNICATION:
Esa Mailbox
WhatsApp
WhatsApp Call
Normal Call
This would make bookings much more easier especially for punters with punting sims.
SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLE:
IG
TELEGRAM
SNAPCHAT
Twitter/X
Fans Pages/Snapchat
These have overtaken websites which are now redundant.
VERIFIED AGE:
This should be mandatory by now on ESA, gives insight on what type of an experience to book.
Doesn't mean a mature woman who takes good care of herself will lose business.
Many punters want an older lady that takes care of themselves and sometimes on a particular day you might want a 21 year old or 60 year old.(Fantasy & Experience Sold Here.)
MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Does the lady actually dress as her pics with lingerie, heels etc. (this is a must in the industry in my opinion, no heels, no booking.)
ESA sells a fantasy and an experience. Seeing lingerie and heels on an profile and rocking up to baggy jeans and hoody with hi tech takkies is not on.
If I'm ordering a Burger at Spur and receive 2 Slices Of Albany Bread With Polony That's Still Food To Satisfy My Hunger But Not What I Ordered So Please Quit The
"We Human & Have Lives, Can't Be In Lingerie & Heels All Day Long"
The above Information on a Service Providers Profile Is More Imperative to me than knowing:
Website
Email
Starsign
Likes/Dislikes (By now we all know
Woman LIKE Money, Good Manners, Good Hygiene, Chocolate & Perfume, and they DISLIKE Bargain Hunters, Bad Manners, Poor Hygiene Late Arrivals.) That's the usual template answers.
I TRUST THE AFOREMENTIONED WOULD BE CONSIDERED AS PUNTING HAS EVOLVED SINCE THE INCEPTION OF ESA.
On 2025-09-24 12:13:59 Mike Hope said:
Oh fuck I can't stop laughing thinking about an unexpected interruption from a Jack Russell
On 2025-09-24 12:13:59 Mike Hope said:
Oh fuck I can't stop laughing thinking about an unexpected interruption from a Jack Russell