Bro, I just saw a "review" where some legend gave a girl 9/10 for "acting skills" because she managed to say "yes daddy" without vomiting. That's not a review, that's a hostage video.You lot write these 500-word essays like you're rating a Michelin restaurant:
"Excellent GFE, tight grip, responsive, finished twice, would repeat."
Bru, she's not a limited-edition sneaker drop. She's a human being who's currently texting her mate "this one smells like instant noodles and regret lol."You actually argue in the comments about who got the "better session" like it's fantasy rugby.
"Bro I saw her last week and she let me do BBFS for extra R500."
Cool story, now you both share the same rash and the same WhatsApp group where she mutes you the second the money hits.Your proudest life achievement is being #47 in some girl's weekly rotation. You've got a loyalty card: "10 visits, get the 11th clap free."Meanwhile the rest of us are out here pulling for the price of two beers and a compliment, and you're dropping rent money to be speed-run by a girl who calls every client "baby" because she forgot your name before you took your shoes off.Keep collecting your little memories and STD results like Pokmon cards, kings. The rest of us will just keep smashing for free and using your donations to take the same girls on actual dates after you've paid their rent.Cheers for the sponsorship, lads. Your sacrifice keeps the economy and my sex life thriving

Lmao I missed your nonsensical rants on this forum.

Thanks

I wonder what possesses someone to go to an AI site and ask it to generate a troll post for a forum. Like, what's the thought process there? It's just bizarre - asking a machine to create something intended to irritate people for... what? stoking a reaction? If anyone falls for it they're not even reacting to you, they're reacting to some algorithms output. It really makes me wonder: what's the appeal of having an AI write your rants for you? And what even was your prompt - "write me a savage roast of punters for a sex-site forum, and in the end make me look like a hero". Like seriously... why?

(For those wondering, the telltale signs of AI generation are pretty easy to spot in this post:

Rapid-Fire Punchlines: there's basically a punchline in every sentence, back-to-back. AI tends to pack in the "humour" quickly without any concept of comedic pacing. e.g. "Your proudest life achievement is being #47 in some girl's weekly rotation. You've got a loyalty card: '10 visits, get the 11th clap free.'" It's all about cramming jokes into every moment, no room for subtlety. (and if any of them had any any comedic value, this pretty much destroys it)

Stacked Metaphors: AI loves to throw multiple metaphors into a single sentence, sometimes in quick succession, which feels completely forced. Take this one: "She's not a limited-edition sneaker drop. She's a human being who's texting her mate, 'this one smells like instant noodles and regret.'" It's like the AI is following a formula to get as many zingers in as possible, without worrying if they all fit together.

Sentence structure: AI *LOVES* THE "Thats not x, its y" format. e.g. "That's not a review, that's a hostage video" or "She's not a limited-edition sneaker drop. She's a human being who's texting her mate..." It's like AI's default setting for how to structure a punchline.)

This is one of the funniest things I have read on the forum lmaoooo but so true fr

On 2025-12-02 15:43:10 Colonizer said:
Bro, I just saw a "review" where some legend gave a girl 9/10 for "acting skills" because she managed to say "yes daddy" without vomiting. That's not a review, that's a hostage video.You lot write these 500-word essays like you're rating a Michelin restaurant:
"Excellent GFE, tight grip, responsive, finished twice, would repeat."
Bru, she's not a limited-edition sneaker drop. She's a human being who's currently texting her mate "this one smells like instant noodles and regret lol."You actually argue in the comments about who got the "better session" like it's fantasy rugby.
"Bro I saw her last week and she let me do BBFS for extra R500."
Cool story, now you both share the same rash and the same WhatsApp group where she mutes you the second the money hits.Your proudest life achievement is being #47 in some girl's weekly rotation. You've got a loyalty card: "10 visits, get the 11th clap free."Meanwhile the rest of us are out here pulling for the price of two beers and a compliment, and you're dropping rent money to be speed-run by a girl who calls every client "baby" because she forgot your name before you took your shoes off.Keep collecting your little memories and STD results like Pokmon cards, kings. The rest of us will just keep smashing for free and using your donations to take the same girls on actual dates after you've paid their rent.Cheers for the sponsorship, lads. Your sacrifice keeps the economy and my sex life thriving

It is comments like this that is allowing the forum side of this site to go to shit.

ESA needs to employ a moderator on a full time basis to delete kak threats like this.

Just my 5 cents (inflation)

Which review bro? Once I read the first couple sentences of those long ass reviews and see it's a love story or some poem or AI shit, I don't bother reading anymore so I probably skipped it.

JP69

Naidoo fucked OP's girl.

It's like that ROAR thing...GRIN.

Tryna convince the gullible that it's stands for oh! So many things.

Hehehehehehe.....truth is a nasty thing....especially when it hits close to home.



RB.

On 2025-12-02 22:19:49 JackParrow69 said:
Which review bro? Once I read the first couple sentences of those long ass reviews and see it's a love story or some poem or AI shit, I don't bother reading anymore so I probably skipped it.

JP69

Lmao I do the same jp.

On 2025-12-02 22:19:49 JackParrow69 said:
Which review bro? Once I read the first couple sentences of those long ass reviews and see it's a love story or some poem or AI shit, I don't bother reading anymore so I probably skipped it.

JP69

For someone who writes reams and reams and reeeaaaaaammmmsssss of who knows what.....




Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha....


My fuck.

RB.