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Nothing is an emergency .
Posted: 2026-05-12 15:35:39
Unless it's got to do with your male reproductive equipment.
THEN it's an emergency. Because we all know things can get painfully uncomfortable when certain body parts are not RELIEVED.
I have some outrageously happy people who are now happy as a result of letting me "fix them".
I like to fix my clients using my unimaginably perfect beauty and world class hospitality.
My clients are known to report up to ten times more happiness, POST APPOINTMENT, than when they were still happy 20 years ago.
Love,
Julia
THEN it's an emergency. Because we all know things can get painfully uncomfortable when certain body parts are not RELIEVED.
I have some outrageously happy people who are now happy as a result of letting me "fix them".
I like to fix my clients using my unimaginably perfect beauty and world class hospitality.
My clients are known to report up to ten times more happiness, POST APPOINTMENT, than when they were still happy 20 years ago.
Love,
Julia
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