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If you want THE BEST I AM THE BEST
Posted: 2026-02-11 12:18:23
Ok, now let's get rolling .
You are the BEST at what you do or you wouldn't be swanning around at lunch time , freely perusing females you can have for the equivalent cost of a coffee ,a bagel and a ticket to a Sebastian Maniscalco concert in NYC, or so I hear. Meaning, it's lunch on a Wednesday and you have 2 large to blow because you can and you want it to be with THE BEST FEMALE IN THE WORLD ...clearly, Margot Robbie and Hailey Baldwin are NOT the best females in the world or you'd be with them.
Basically - you have worked VERY HARD to be in a position where you can fly to NYC on a whim ...buy boats and shit....and watch comedy.
Or you can visit Julia in JHB and watch PERFECTION..IN LIVE ACTION. I am PERFECT PERFECTION.
Seeing me excludes travel costs to NYC. You just pop round , SEE THE BEST AND MOST PERFECT FEMALE EVER
AND LEAVE
I LOVE YOU,
Julia Ward
You are the BEST at what you do or you wouldn't be swanning around at lunch time , freely perusing females you can have for the equivalent cost of a coffee ,a bagel and a ticket to a Sebastian Maniscalco concert in NYC, or so I hear. Meaning, it's lunch on a Wednesday and you have 2 large to blow because you can and you want it to be with THE BEST FEMALE IN THE WORLD ...clearly, Margot Robbie and Hailey Baldwin are NOT the best females in the world or you'd be with them.
Basically - you have worked VERY HARD to be in a position where you can fly to NYC on a whim ...buy boats and shit....and watch comedy.
Or you can visit Julia in JHB and watch PERFECTION..IN LIVE ACTION. I am PERFECT PERFECTION.
Seeing me excludes travel costs to NYC. You just pop round , SEE THE BEST AND MOST PERFECT FEMALE EVER
AND LEAVE
I LOVE YOU,
Julia Ward
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