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wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 14:17:24
FOOD FOR THOUGHT
Normally a man speaks 25000 words Daily & a woman speaks 30000.
But the problem starts when the husband comes home after finishing his 25000 words and the Wife starts her 30000 ????
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Law of equality ????
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 mins is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 mins!
?????????
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
????????
I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by the duckworth lewis method
?????????
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes -------------
?????????
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife...surely does...
Normally a man speaks 25000 words Daily & a woman speaks 30000.
But the problem starts when the husband comes home after finishing his 25000 words and the Wife starts her 30000 ????
?????????
Law of equality ????
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 mins is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 mins!
?????????
Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
????????
I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by the duckworth lewis method
?????????
Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes -------------
?????????
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife...surely does...
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 15:33:44
LMFAO.... nice ones there :)
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 16:11:51
Rofl.. That's so true
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 16:27:59
Hehehe its true for real
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 16:34:03
I think all married men can relate to that. Especially the miss calls. We all start wondering "what the hell did I do this time"..and when you have the balls to phone her back, she just wants to say how much she loves/hate you.. I'm saying hate because I'm hearing it way to often.
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 16:40:54
Nyc one kick. Luv the chess part of it. Only u forgot sumtyms its gf and bf relationships where gf dominates and bf is a yes boss person.
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 16:53:27
Husband: Hey babe...I'm in hospital.I got
my leg injured at work and Paula
brought me here.Doctors say I might
lose my leg.....
Wife : Who's Paula
my leg injured at work and Paula
brought me here.Doctors say I might
lose my leg.....
Wife : Who's Paula
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-23 21:14:54
Of course the leg is not important. ....
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-24 09:40:34
@ Dor - Busters
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Re: wife vs husband
Posted: 2014-01-24 09:42:23
What do u call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
A widow.
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