Sex is like a joke. Neither is any good if you don't get it....

So I wake up early this morning, but Wee Willy is up well before me as usual, and, staring me in the face, announces that "He Wants a Greek!"

"A Greek?" I ask sleepily "Why not a Zulu or a Xhosa or... or a Siberian, why a Greek... of all nationalities?"

Wee Willy mutters something sullenly under his breath, I leap out of bed with alacrity because I’ve got a busy day ahead, ignoring Wee Willy and his mutterings and hardheadedness... and I get on with my day!

At around about ten mid-morning I notice Wee Willy perusing the 'Adults Only' section of the local paper, but leave him to his meanderings, and besides, I’m too blerry busy to worry about his fanciful cravings right now.

Now the reason Wee Willy is perusing the 'Adults Only' column, is that the South Coast at the moment is about as dry as a Lady-boy’s pussy, and so devoid of good working girls that it hurts. The Escort sites are vacant, and all the better ladies have packed up shop and moved to greener pastures, simply because the coast is so quiet. The coastal streets and surrounds are deserted at this time of year, and limp tumble-weeds roll silently across the empty avenues to the theme from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". Shop doors creek eerily in the breeze, and the only movement is the odd emaciated seagull scavenging for sex. Now and then a senile retiree can be seen a-dribbling across a road, and the creepy howl of the Rent Collector and the ghastly giggle of the Municipal Finance Minister fill the scorched air. Ironically, the only times that the roads are busy is at night, when they are crawling with street hookers... but there is no-one around to buy them!

Wee Willy on the phone! Now he is pretty direct at the best of times, but his phone manners today leave a LOT to be desired...

Phone rings, she answers...
"Hello?"
Wee Willy: "I want to cum in your bum!!"
She: "Expletive deleted, expletive deleted’... expletive deleted off!!!!"
Slams phone down!!

OMW!!

Call number two:
"Hello?"
Wee Willy: "I want to insert myself in your arse and fornicate and then orgasm deep inside your rectum!"
She: " Karalu Secana Malacca Busti!!!"
Slam!
No luck I assume? (Fuuuk, she’s Portuguese, Wee Willy, NOT Greek, she will bloody castrate you!)

Call number three (A change of tactic I notice):
"Hello?"
WeeWilly: "Do you offer Greek lessons?"
She: "greekswearwordgreekswearwordgreekswearword!!!" (The sound of plates smashing and bouzoukis playing loudly in the back-ground)
Slam!
Greek yes... but NO GREEK!!

And so it went!!! Wee Willy tries every number in the paper... but no Greek!! He even propositions the wife of the Greek owner of the local Fish n Chip shop! (I wonder if Greeks really do do Greek... or do they call it 'America'... or 'England' perhaps... like "I’m going across to my teenage cousin’s house for a spot of England! She is really hot!")

I smile quietly at Wee Willie’s conscientious efforts.... and then tell him to simply call Feral Girl!!

It’s strange how some woman can totally captivate you! They may not be the best looking, have the best bodies, or offer the most ethereal of services, but they can entice and mesmerize you with a simple glance! One such woman, for me, is Feral Girl, and it’s her eyes that do it... deep, dark, knowing, worldly, tame-less and almost feral! A flash of those eyes and you just know that she is going to eat you alive... along with your wallet, your car, your house, your business, your bank balance, your pension, your shares, your Swiss bank account and even your dog... if you let her!! But don't let her!! Just book her for an hour... and enjoy!!

Her revues were not the greatest, but I took a chance and visited her for the first time in January last year! It was a torrid and memorable session! She warned me then, quite knowingly, that I WOULD be back to see her, and, true to her prediction, I ended up visiting her a number of times during the year! There are no bells and whistles with this girl... it’s simple barbaric copulation and feverish fornication. And she offers a wonderful Ancient Hellenic education too! Some lazy kissing and exploring, dripping wet muff, excellent BJ and 69, frantic copulation... and then on to the Greek main course!

And tonight was no different! Those eyes, deep and dark and tame-less and knowing! That body, succulent and fleshy and tame-less and ravishing... and VERY knowing!

And as Wee Willy slipped happily into her well lubricated fragile Grecian vase, there was that look in her eyes! A flash of wild undomesticated savage triumph... Feral Girl knows that she has a hold over me... and Feral Girl knows only too well that I WILL be back for more!!!

And Wee Willy gets to cum in her bum!

This sodomitical, odiferous practice yclept "Greek" does an injury to your nose, does it not?

Shit, that had me in stitches, good on you WHITEWHITE!!

"as dry as a Lady-boy's pussy"
Lmfao.