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Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 10:38:24
Don't make a woman cry, because there is nothing more expensive than a lady's tears.
When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with LOREAL eye line (R115) & REVLON mascara (R185), then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with D&G blusher (R150) & MAC powder (R95). Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with MAYBELINE lipstick (R120) & AVON lip gloss (R45). This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is running for about ... R700. SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER CRY.
When u make a man cry, it's ... DAWN (R19) & ZUMBAK (R5).
When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with LOREAL eye line (R115) & REVLON mascara (R185), then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with D&G blusher (R150) & MAC powder (R95). Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with MAYBELINE lipstick (R120) & AVON lip gloss (R45). This means that a single drop of a lady's tear is running for about ... R700. SO PLEASE DON'T MAKE HER CRY.
When u make a man cry, it's ... DAWN (R19) & ZUMBAK (R5).
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 10:43:14
firstly that's so lame, and second, WTF is Zumbak ?
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 10:47:03
@Sam,
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's mastercard LOL
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's mastercard LOL
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 10:56:05
Hey Sam where do you get MAC for R95? Its more like R280.
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 10:58:30
@Nightfury Zumbak is lovely smoothing lubrication try it next time u masturbate or have sex wit out a condom for the lovely smooth sensation plus it also prolongs u from cumming early, just rub a little at the tip of ur penis, does wonder for erections as well.
*now shhhh just our little secrect OK*
*now shhhh just our little secrect OK*
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 11:00:31
Edited: 2014-02-28 11:23:22
Edited: 2014-02-28 11:23:22
Guys, it's called...ZAM-BUK
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 11:00:33
@bustynadia R280 is for the whole container, R95 is for the amount in value that's on the face :)
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 11:00:45
Thought this was an Adult website, guess I was wrong.
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 13:00:20
Lol Sam I laughed leave those who takes life serious and judge all the time ...they shouldn't be here they must go and sit next to Zuma then will take them serious...#nice Samtwo..)
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Re: Why its so expensive to make a woman cry ?
Posted: 2014-02-28 13:08:28
Miss blue, have you started your new job yet or you simply can't stay away from ESA?
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