Name: Sky


City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: September 2018

Full Profile: [View Sky's Full Profile]

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So Hannah from Elysium is back again to chew off your ear with psychosis and long winded stories of impossible tales and how she seemingly always ends up the victim.

Stay far far far away. A good jerk off is better than this wack job.
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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Thx for the warning

Name: Sky


City: Johannesburg

Area: Randburg/Ferndale

Last Visit: December 2018

Full Profile: [View Sky's Full Profile]

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So i read the reviews and decided anyway to give this lady a call and set up a booking and that's about where the nice part ends. When i arrived she was rushing around like a hamster on steriods and redbull. It was as if she had a nervous tick and had to repeat the same action over and over again. She also had some or other obsession with the bathroom as she spent more time in there than anywhere else. Once she eventually rocked up in the room 35 minutes into the booking I was then subjected to a brief history of her life over the last few months and then had to listen to crap about the illuminati. At 45 minutes when I realized I had wasted my cash and wanted to leave she tried to make it sound like she was doing me a favor by accepting the booking and then I was obligated to listen.

On the flip side if there are any aspiring sci-fi authors out there and you have a couple hours to spare this lunatic will give you some amazing material.
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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 1/5
Personal Cleanliness: 1/5
Privacy: 1/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)

Lol @ lunatic

Enter the Twilight zone at your own risk - be warned- previous experiences-

Noo noo noooooo noo nooooo noo noooooooo. Lmfao sounds like an escapee from the loony bin

Brilliant review.