So here is a question to ask the guys and ladies, how many times have you ever had gf/bf or wife/husband actually go down on you?

On 2023-08-15 15:03:55 Mathew75 said:
So here is a question to ask the guys and ladies, how many times have you ever had gf/bf or wife/husband actually go down on you?

Ex-wife: maybe 200 times in in about 10 years and it was all in the first 5 years. Had to actually use the ovulation tracking app to check how long since we last had sex since I couldn't remember and my 2-6 months was one week for her so needed the app to back it up.

Every other chick: every single time I see them from day 1. Equates to way more than the wife in total. Most were multiple times a day since they always want it multiple times.

Current gf: every single day I see her for the last 2 years minus 8 days for blowjobs and 11 days for sex. Yeah, I can count and remember the days we didn't fuck or she didn't blow me.

N4P

Used to be everyday, now every second day when I'm lucky to basically once a week.

From my 2nd GF onwards I used to get daily, now that married life is settling in I'm getting less and less.

yhooo talk about a taboo in some homes
you might not get laid tonight if you mention it

On 2023-08-15 15:03:55 Mathew75 said:
So here is a question to ask the guys and ladies, how many times have you ever had gf/bf or wife/husband actually go down on you?

What is that? This 'oral'?

Sjoe...
Been married a good few years.. used to be every time.. then less and less...
Now, lucky if I get a BJ on my bday... also lucky if I'm allowed to dine...
Hence punting, fills a missing gap, when punting.. every time !!!! Lol...
Suppose very similar to alot of other guys...

So seems consensus is that if you don't like oral, you should get married. Best way to stop it.

JP69

Married 20+ years with 2 kids.
Oral is NO issue in our married life sex.
We have a PSE sex life ;-)

Sorry to burst that bubble, that ALL marriages lead to less sex.
Wife and I still keep in shape and still look good

On 2023-08-15 17:35:40 Knightrider78 said:
Married 20+ years with 2 kids.
Oral is NO issue in our married life sex.
We have a PSE sex life ;-)

Sorry to burst that bubble, that ALL marriages lead to less sex.
Wife and I still keep in shape and still look good

And she also let's you punt. You are the exception dude. We've said that many times before.

As you can clearly see from nearly every other response, even in the multiple threads before this that you went and made the same comment, the norm is quite different. Maybe not all marriages but in 99.999999% guys are fucked or rather not fucked or sucked.

You're one of the rare lucky one's so we can appreciate you taking the opportunity to gloat again and make us jealous but the rest nearly have a guarantee that they'll end up in a sexless marriage.

JP69

Austin Powers liked his 'brief oral' to be more oral and less brief. Most men seem to experience it the other way