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Review - Mel The Masseuse - Midrand Johannesburg
Posted: 2026-02-24 08:05:53
Name: Mel The Masseuse
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand
Last Visit: February 2026
Full Profile: [View Mel The Masseuse's Full Profile]
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This is one rude and self centered human being super arrogant beyond the word arrogant itself
I wouldn't advise anyone to waste their hard earned money on this one plus her prices are ridiculous
I thought paying so much I was gonna get A plus service kanti yinganekwane
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand
Last Visit: February 2026
Full Profile: [View Mel The Masseuse's Full Profile]
______________________________________________________
This is one rude and self centered human being super arrogant beyond the word arrogant itself
I wouldn't advise anyone to waste their hard earned money on this one plus her prices are ridiculous
I thought paying so much I was gonna get A plus service kanti yinganekwane
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Ratings:
Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 1/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 3/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
PS: To easily submit a review like this, go to the Advertiser's page and click "Rate this Advertiser" (if you are a Gold Member) or "Review this Advertiser" (if you are a Free Member)
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Re: Review - Mel The Masseuse - Midrand Johannesburg
Posted: 2026-02-24 12:02:32
I had a feeling she wouldn't be worth it. She has unwelcoming tone when you speak to her either on the phone or text.Thanks for confirming.
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Re: Review - Mel The Masseuse - Midrand Johannesburg
Posted: 2026-02-26 11:47:17
Edited: 2026-02-26 11:47:16
Edited: 2026-02-26 11:47:16
Hi my darling @ Tpx in response to you comment, i would like to sincerely apologise if that's how you felt I would try and do better next time,unfortunately I don't remember giving you or anyone of my clients a bad attitude .
@dudetrue84 I sincerely apologise to you if you felt I had unwelcoming tone over the phone , that is not who I am so I would like a discounted massage treatment do get in touch
Mel
@dudetrue84 I sincerely apologise to you if you felt I had unwelcoming tone over the phone , that is not who I am so I would like a discounted massage treatment do get in touch
Mel
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