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Posted: 2026-05-20 10:28:13

Let me start from the beginning

A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.

Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.
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Posted: 2026-05-20 10:31:00

"The more you try, the better the success rate"
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Posted: 2026-05-20 10:32:10
Edited: 2026-05-20 10:32:25

Vasectomies can reverse themselves sometimes. I reckon you give it a go with the other lady. Maybe you will have a few in the chamber. Enjoy the baby making buddy ;)
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Posted: 2026-05-20 10:49:26

On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said:
Let me start from the beginning

A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.

Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.



Is this for real or forum entertainment?
Pumpkineater
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Posted: 2026-05-20 10:59:54
Edited: 2026-05-20 11:06:26

On 2026-05-20 10:32:10 NickNailer said:
Vasectomies can reverse themselves sometimes. I reckon you give it a go with the other lady. Maybe you will have a few in the chamber. Enjoy the baby making buddy ;)



Its hard work but someone has to help. We having a threesome tonight. Wish me luck guys
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Posted: 2026-05-20 11:34:24

Take plenty of fluids, electrolytes and some energy bars, and be an upstanding man with those ladies. Give it your all to bring them the joy they seek.
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Posted: 2026-05-20 11:54:35

Jirre man WTF is wrong with you? You tell them fokkol. Go forth and naai your piel stomp ek se.

On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said:
Let me start from the beginning

A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.

Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.

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Posted: 2026-05-20 11:56:41

On 2026-05-20 11:54:35 Griffindude said:
Jirre man WTF is wrong with you? You tell them fokkol. Go forth and naai your piel stomp ek se. Or wait, you are that oke that likes to eat pussy when it is bleeding. Sick fuck! You need help.

On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said: Let me start from the beginning

A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.

Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.

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Posted: 2026-05-20 11:57:17

On 2026-05-20 11:56:41 Griffindude said:
On 2026-05-20 11:54:35 Griffindude said: Jirre man WTF is wrong with you? You tell them fokkol. Go forth and naai your piel stomp ek se. Or wait, you are that oke that likes to eat pussy when it is bleeding. Sick fuck! You need help. Stop with the bullshit stories here and get a fucking life asshole.

On 2026-05-20 10:28:13 Pumpkineater said: Let me start from the beginning

A few months ago, a lesbian couple moved into the apartment next door. I didn't meet them right away, but after a week, they invited me over for dinner. We clicked immediately---swapping stories, laughing, and soon, we were doing dinner parties back and forth. Then one night, they confided in me---they wanted a baby. After a lot of thought, they asked if I would help---if I could be the donor. They wanted to try the old-fashioned way, and, well, I agreed. Month after month, we gave it a go, but nothing happened. Doubt started to creep in. They wondered if it was just bad timing.

Guys here is the problem I have.
How do I tell them I had a vasectomy three years back.
Now the other girl, the partner, said maybe I must try it with her.

Pumpkineater
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Posted: 2026-05-20 12:08:59

Hahaha did u seriously believe the story i told here was true. I was even telling one of the girls i want to see who is gonna think this is true. U even believed the pussy story. HAHAHAHA. This is funny. Im sure u also think when u with a girl u made her orgasm. News flash they fake it.

I love it...

Let me send her the screenshot hahahaha

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