Eddie, Black Friday is not about culling forum members boet!

Come past the fruitshop tomorrow and I will throw in another fruitbasket and if you behave I will let my potato peeler massage those knots out while my packer gives you a blowjob (she does some crazy shit with chestnuts)

Pull in!

We getting close to the forgiving season, life is too short, there is no time to walk around with scalps on your belt, they don't suit your complexion!

Huh what did Eddie do lol

Lol...does Eddie ever come to your fruit shop Daporra?
How does one qualify in getting one of the famous fruit baskets?

Don't go there Meg...Greeks and Porras are renowned for making pretty packages out of their expired goods so they can make rotten shit look edible with pretty bows and crinkle paper.

Miss V - 1
Daporra - 0

Should be interesting...

On 2016-11-24 12:50:47 lookingforfun29 said:
Miss V - 1
Daporra - 0

Should be interesting...

My dad was Greek and worked in the food industry babe. So no points on either side Me thinks? Just giving Meg a heads up, lol.

Well, considering the fact that daporra can't even fix his leaky lorry that leaves oil stains in the wg's driveways, be careful of what is in his fruit basket.

Daporra's going to "pk" me for that one.

@Meg, no Eddie is too scared to come to my shop in Bez Valley so I have to deliver my fruitbasket with achar and other living organisms to his abode! I have attempted crossing the jukskei to come deliver my package to you, but every time the lorry breaks down just past Kyalami

Ahh V no more chappies for you, from now on you getting the crawlies as well and even if you batter your eyelids and flash your tits, no discount! Well maybe if you flash your tits ... lol

So ...29 I have sorted the oil leak out, I carry a cardboard box and place it under the sump when getting serviced, sometimes I forget the brick and I find the lorry elsewhere, but that is a story for another day!

Keep your 'crawlies' Porratjie. I'll flash you my tits as I sling them over my shoulders when you kiss my mature lilly white ass!!!

Daporra... that is why I like poking you with a stick somedays. Had a really kak day today, and laughing my ass off at your comments.

One day is one day... I will buy you a beer... or some new brakepads for that lorry of yours.