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Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 09:36:37
...Funny but Educative....
* A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of needs.
Do u know that the Penis is the greatest breakfast ever?
According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too
1) Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2) It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3) It is polite, it bows after performing.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...That's origin of BP.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats"!
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!.
Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"
"Happy Penis Day" purple word
* A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of needs.
Do u know that the Penis is the greatest breakfast ever?
According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months.
Besides it has 3 good manners too
1) Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2) It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3) It is polite, it bows after performing.
Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"
Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy...That's origin of BP.
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.
Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats"!
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!.
Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"
"Happy Penis Day" purple word
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 13:26:08
When does a girl know if she gave you a good BJ? When she suc-seed!!
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 13:27:13
Thanks Joy!.hehehe
Penis day today!!???
Ok..I want to surprise him with something...a gift...for his hard work (on the odd ocasion). What would be the best gift to get the little guy?
Penis day today!!???
Ok..I want to surprise him with something...a gift...for his hard work (on the odd ocasion). What would be the best gift to get the little guy?
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 14:01:57
@Mini
Give him a "Joy"-ride. Does not get better than that
Give him a "Joy"-ride. Does not get better than that
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 14:09:22
Joy...het jy vir hom n persent miskien? Toegedraai met linte the works..?
On 2017-01-20 14:01:57 yewrev said:
@Mini
Give him a "Joy"-ride. Does not get better than that
Joy...het jy vir hom n persent miskien? Toegedraai met linte the works..?
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 14:29:30
@Minime
Watter kleur lint my liefie?
Ek sal hom troetel, sal hom soen, lek, vryf alles.
Sal hom ook toelaat in my grot van genot.
Lovies
Joy
Watter kleur lint my liefie?
Ek sal hom troetel, sal hom soen, lek, vryf alles.
Sal hom ook toelaat in my grot van genot.
Lovies
Joy
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Re: Make it a 'Penis Day'
Posted: 2017-01-20 14:35:02
Shoooeeee!! Joy! Hy lyk vir my baaaie bly/opgewonde nou...sien jy hoe waai hy vir jou?
Hy se pienk Joy. Gedog hy hou van manlike kleure soos blou, maar klink my pienk is blykbaar volgens hom sy gunstelling kleur.
Hy se pienk Joy. Gedog hy hou van manlike kleure soos blou, maar klink my pienk is blykbaar volgens hom sy gunstelling kleur.
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