Thank you chasidy for sharing this with me ill now share it here...hehehe

*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....*
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*A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?*
*Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*.
*Besides it has 3 good manners too*
1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs*
2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance*
3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*.
*Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!. 1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"*
2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!*
3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked*.
4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*.
5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*.
6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*.
*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!*
*But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!*
*Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"*
*Now that I've educated. you, share this fun!*
*"Happy penis day"*

I did treat him extra nice on this big day. He had a good rest....no work for him on Penis day. He should feel like a new......mmm.....well Penis in the morning.

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:

*I do physical labor.
*I work at great depths.
*I work in high temperatures.
*I work in a damp environment.
*I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
*I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
*My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
*I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

The Response

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request under the following reasons:

*You are unable to work double shifts.
*You do not work 8 hours straight.
*You will retire well before you are 65.
*You fall asleep after brief work periods.
*You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
*You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
*You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
*You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
*You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such as; wearing the required protective clothing.
*You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.
*And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

Lol!

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Life is like a PENIS.
Simple, Relaxed, and Free Hanging...It's the women who makes it hard