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You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 13:20:11
You know it's hopeless when (in no particular order of importance)
- you're busy with her and after 5 mins her phone rings and she answers it
- you wait at the gate for 10 mins pressing the buzzer (feeling like an idiot as many cars go past)
- you see a piece of cum on the duvet (yes I saw this! yuch!)
- she gives you the wrong directions to her house
- before starting you go to the toilet and it's filthy
- she answers the door and she's wearing track-suit pants and flip-flops
- your'e busy with her for 10 mins and there's a knock at the door and they say her next client has arrived and she must now "hurry up."
- you arrive and ask for the lady you spoke to on the phone and they say "sorry, she had a booking that she forgot she had made". Translation - she double-booked you and took the first guy who arrived. They then say the obligatory "but we've got plenty other gorgeous ladies"
- you've driven 30 k, and phone her a block away, as she said you must, and her phone is off.
- she says "can I borrow some money ....."
- she pretends to cum, screaming and shaking (the awful peformance that fools nobody)
- a perfect lady you met at a venue has left and you ask where she is now working they say "we have no idea". Translation - she went to another venue 2 miles away, but we'll never tell you that
- the lady at reception answers the phone of the lady in the advert and pretends to be her, and promises you the world. You go there and after 2 mins of speaking to the lady in the advert, you realise you didn't even speak to her.
- you're busy with her and after 5 mins her phone rings and she answers it
- you wait at the gate for 10 mins pressing the buzzer (feeling like an idiot as many cars go past)
- you see a piece of cum on the duvet (yes I saw this! yuch!)
- she gives you the wrong directions to her house
- before starting you go to the toilet and it's filthy
- she answers the door and she's wearing track-suit pants and flip-flops
- your'e busy with her for 10 mins and there's a knock at the door and they say her next client has arrived and she must now "hurry up."
- you arrive and ask for the lady you spoke to on the phone and they say "sorry, she had a booking that she forgot she had made". Translation - she double-booked you and took the first guy who arrived. They then say the obligatory "but we've got plenty other gorgeous ladies"
- you've driven 30 k, and phone her a block away, as she said you must, and her phone is off.
- she says "can I borrow some money ....."
- she pretends to cum, screaming and shaking (the awful peformance that fools nobody)
- a perfect lady you met at a venue has left and you ask where she is now working they say "we have no idea". Translation - she went to another venue 2 miles away, but we'll never tell you that
- the lady at reception answers the phone of the lady in the advert and pretends to be her, and promises you the world. You go there and after 2 mins of speaking to the lady in the advert, you realise you didn't even speak to her.
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 13:33:26
Wow...sorry love..
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 13:39:07
@Victoria
These events happened to me over many years, so it's not all bad.
Have had some great experiences also, and met some very nice ladies!
These events happened to me over many years, so it's not all bad.
Have had some great experiences also, and met some very nice ladies!
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 13:53:02
Mike40 you should come meet me one day...
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 14:58:24
You having a great time and there's a knock on the door and the guys here to reconnect the electricity. And then she says "I will let him in he won't be long. "
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 15:09:41
Lmao no...really naver#deadwitlaugther#
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 15:25:29
You know its hopeless when she answers in a real rude vouce and say she is busy but please send airtime so that she can call back when she is finished
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 16:23:02
Great topic!
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 16:39:48
After having a great time she says that you're the best she's ever had
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Re: You know it's hopeless when.....
Posted: 2016-12-20 17:53:22
You know it is hopeless when she leaves the room more than once for no real reason
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