Name: Sai Thai Massage
City: Johannesburg
Area: Midrand/Noordwyk
Last Visit: September 2016
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Worst value of a massage in a while.
I was greeted by 2 very unattractive women one Asian one black. The black one was on call so no options. Went through with it as I really needed a massage. Was offered shower got in no towel so used the one for the massage bed prep which was later to be used for the massage table. Massage started, let me just say my back probably rivals Michael Phelps bruised back right now. Those heavy elbows on my spine. Bad idea. I've been to many great Thai massages so I know what's in store, not this. I think the idea of a Thai massage here is be greeted by an Asian hostess, through some traditional South East Asian music, slap on plenty funky smelling oil ( not really traditional Thai I know), press on body parts really hard, then finish off with some Karate chops to massaged area. Throw in some hopelessly weird conversation. Did I mention those Karate chops. Was R500 for 90 mins and then slap on the heavy "tips" for HE and that's what you call terrible value. No I am not returning. They need to decide who the bloody hell they are or want to be.
I blame myself I should have walked out the minute I came in through that door and so what was in store. It was written all over them mugs.
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Ratings:
Face: 2/5
Body: 2/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 2/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes
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