Name: Pina Colada

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Rivonia

Last Visit: December 2020

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Worst Punt Ever,

Feeling a bit frisky I decided to look for a punt, and because I happened to be in the Rivonia Area I searched for an appropriate punt. I came across this advert and decided to call.

The phone was answered by a less than enthusiastic person on the other end. I ask her if she had a rough night as she sounded rather tired she insisted she was not. With that said I asked about their service and pricing and was told 1k for 30min and 1.4k the hour and they would offer a girl on girl show. I opted for the 30min and got the address and drove to them.

At this stage I think it is important to differentiate the two girls as Dark Nipples (DN) and Light Nipples (LN) as I can not remember their names. The apartment is in a secure complex and I was greeted at the door by DN. She was in tights and a Tshirt, she led me to the bedroom where LN was wiping herself down with a towel absolutely butt naked. I sat on the bed and began chit chatting trying to make conversation. I was asked to pay upfront (which is a big turnoff for me) I obliged and was asked to take of my clothes which I did. LN started to touch and play with me (half heartedly) while DN was on her phone next to me DN got off the phone and grabbed protection. She fitted the protection and LN started blowing. The lack of enthusiasm was glaring but I decided to press on. Ln then says that if I want to shag both of them I would need to pay extra. Eventually DN said she would start. She layed on top of LN and asked me to take her from behind which I obliged. During the act LN kept talking constantly which was such a turn off. My little guy got so disinterested it eventually went limp.

I got up and decided to leave you could tell DN was enjoying the session but LN totally killed it with her constant talking. LN asked me to pay more and she would finish the job. I totally ignored her and left. Complete waste of time and money. If you would like to see them only see DN she has good potential. But as a Tag Team don't waste your time.


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Ratings:

Face: 4/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 2/5
Venue Cleanliness: 3/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Such a pity.. they look incredible but clearly something off with the multiple profiles and poor reviews. Tx for taking one for the team.

They should consider a new industry and just leave this one!

I avoid these two like the plague

Abort mission with immediate effect

It actually sounds like their service has improved judging by this review. And that says a lot.