Name: Sasha @ Escape
City: Johannesburg
Area: Fairland
Last Visit: November 2024
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Sometimes you just get bad luck. I called to enquire about another girl and was told she only works one day a week (despite profile saying otherwise), was then offered Sasha who was sold to me as an out of the world sensual experience, professional masseuse, drop dead gorgeous, etc etc. I booked a 90 min session, arrived, paid a fairly hefty fee (only had a wad of R200 notes and naturally no change was given back to me) and went in for the session with Sasha. She’s got an ok face, but body has gone to seed a bit but I didn’t mind too much, all I wanted was a great massage. Venue is really nice and clean, showered and lay down with high hopes. Massage was ok, not great just ok. Short changed on time. Honestly expected more for the price and after the great sales job the receptionist did. Turned over for the sensual and it was just awful. Mechanical and aggressive fist pumping, totally killed my mood. I stopped her and explained it was not going to achieve the desired result. Was then offered oral. I thought that sounds ok. Like I said, pretty face. Another R1000 on top of the R1400 I’d just paid for an average massage, well below the time paid for. But I figured so what a decent blow for R2.4K is not the end of the world. Unfortunately she put the tip half in her mouth for like 30 seconds (technically a blowjob but not really) then resumed the terrible hand job. Pumping her fist like a piston trying to get me off. Stopped her again and asked her to resume the blow, another 15 sec of disappointing pretend oral and then more aggressive hand pumping. Asked her to please stop as it was fucking uncomfortable. Repeat, with increasing frustration. I can’t say there was any attempt at a proper bj. Was then offered full house for another R1000. After having being scammed twice already I politely declined. Pretty sure it would have been bad and body was not great. She then asked if I wanted to finish myself off. I wasn’t paying R2.4K to jerk myself off while a disinterested 5/10 watched so I politely declined, and left. Poorer and wiser. Will not return to that venue. No bitterness, Maybe just an off day and maybe just poor chemistry. But I’ve been punting for 20 years and have many wg friends and have had wonderful experiences. This was not one of those. I felt ripped off and my bad, I should have known better at the outset when the bait and switch took place.
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Ratings:
Face: 4/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 2/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 2/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes
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