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Review - Simone - Sandton/Sandhurst Johannesburg
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Posted: 2021-09-14 09:02:30

Name: Simone

City: Nelspruit

Area: Nelspruit

Last Visit: September 2021

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Simone is a treat to be with. very lovely from initial call through the entire appointment. She has some outfits that are oh so HOT. highly recommended.


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 4/5
Personality: 4/5
Telephone Manner: 4/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Whitewolf143
Whitewolf143 - Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-10-26 08:59:15

Name: Simone

City: Nelspruit

Area: Nelspruit

Last Visit: October 2021

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
One of the better con-artists out there. She is in fact 36, and knows how to use every filter in pictures to disguise her actual appearance. She also pulls every trick in the book and then some, to wriggle out of actually doing the deed. "Dizzy due to heat" "really not feeling well" but feeling well enough to spend the time staring at her phone. It was the most wasted overnight ever and she even slept in a separate room. Refused to have a session the next morning, with her smoothly pre-planned explosion into banshee mood, which only ended once I calmly asked her whether she would like me to call either the police or the estate's security. Oh, and the muscle was waiting in a car closeby. I think the plan was for her to exit during the evening already, except I remained calm and never pressed her for her services during the evening. She is well oiled in wasting time in the bath, repeatedly needing to eat a bit at a time, spending time in the bathroom every few minutes for quite some time(with her phone as company), playing statue, never smiling, being completely unresponsive, trying to spoil the mood with constantly bringing up the woes with the ex. Hair was dirty and unkempt, barefoot. She insisted on money upfront and really battled to keep semblance of pretence up after being paid. The suggestion that she lies down and rests all by herself, seeing that she feels "unwell" turned into a "I forced her to lie down, she did not want to" the next morning, along with a list of other false accusations. Screamed at me that I am not her employer and can't tell her what to do when I read her the text where I clearly stated which services I wanted (full house being one) and she never responded in writing that she does not in fact offer that. I was gobsmacked at how a "good morning, are you feeling better" "yes Im feeling great" "oh wonderful, are we having a session now then?" instantaneously exploded into her screaming hysterically at me. Like I said, to get rid of her I had to suggest calling the police or the estate's security. I realized, as the screaming and false accusations escalated that it is a well oiled tactic of hers. When I said "Wow, you are REALLY good, aren't you?" she nearly choked with anger at being called out. Save yourself the trouble and your money. I will be contacting ESA to get her banned. Ps, the venue got good ratings, as I supplied the venue.


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Ratings:

Face: 1/5
Body: 1/5
Personality: 1/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 2/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? No
Secure Parking? Yes

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djo
djo - Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-10-26 12:42:49

@ Whitewolf143...thx mate you saved me money I was about to book her for a weekend
incognito
incognito - Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-10-27 01:23:20

Thanks bro. Had my eye on her when she was in Pta. Whew..
anelokaz
anelokaz - Re: Review - Simone - Wapadrand Pretoria
Re: Review - Simone - Wapadrand Pretoria
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Posted: 2021-11-17 09:09:09
Edited: 2021-11-17 09:09:08

Name: Simone

City: Pretoria

Area: Wapadrand

Last Visit: November 2021

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--- THIS IS A ROOKIE REVIEW * ----
Was an awesome experience, she's hot and horny, very sexy and a lovely fuck, gentlemen I highly recommend her enjoy your time with Simone


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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Simone
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Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-11-20 12:10:19

Hi Everyone its Simone. Please know there is always 2 sided too every story so im taking this review and explaining every part si you can understand
1. This is a woman reviewing me not a Bro or a man this eas a couple bookimg.
2. She is lying in most of this review.
I DID NOT FILTER ANY PHOTOS AS ESA SENDS A PHOTOGRAPHER THERE IS NO WAY I CAN FILTER ESA PHOTOS AND THIS WAS THE ONLY PHOTOS SHE SAW.
2. I NEVER DO BAREFOOT, I AM VERY CLEAN ON MYSELF AND I WILL NEVER HAVE OILY HAIR EVER!
3. I DO NOT ASK MONEY UPFRONT. I ASKED HER TO PAY ME UPON ARRIVAL. NEVER EVER ONCED ASKED FOR MONEY BEFORE I ARRIVED.THIS IS A LIE. HOPE SHE IS READING THIS.

With that being said...let me tell you what happend from the begining to the end.
She phoned me for a couple booking saying they cant find a girl they are happy with. Its not they its her.
They wanted me to go for 12 hrs straight. 4 hours in i got so tired i couldnt anymore and she said i must lie down afte i told her i will continue. The next morning she shouted at me saying she paid me to f@c* for 12 hours i owe her 8 and i must do my job now! Actually demanding me to do it for 8 more hours. I refused. I agree. I wasnt the girl she was looking for. No girl will be ever for that matter. No one can go on for 12 hours straight. She set up the other room for me herself even before i got there so she is misleading everyone here by making this look worse on my side. I gave my best. It wasnt enough. I hope they find what they are looking for and im sorry if i couldnt do what they wanted. It was just a bit much for me. But the accusations in this review are false or rather very misleading. I honestly hope you guys can see my point in this and do decide to give me a chance when i return to nelspruit. Much love, Simone
wasp
wasp - Re: Review - Simone - Sandton Johannesburg
Re: Review - Simone - Sandton Johannesburg
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Posted: 2021-11-22 13:28:15
Edited: 2021-11-22 13:28:14

Name: Simone

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton

Last Visit: November 2021

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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner!!!!!
A winner by a country mile!!!
I visited Simone in Sandton at a very nice, upmarket safe venue with good parking.
The Bad: She had to come to reception to fetch me, but it was quiet and upmarket so no real issue.
The Good: EVERYTHING else!!!
This lady is amazing, a real treat and SOOO accommodating.
The chemistry was by far the most intense I have felt.
Absolutely sublime.
THIS is a lass you fall in love with!!
She is tallish, very slim with the loveliest pair of natural B cup puppies a man can buy, And responsive, oh my word is she responsive, and tasty, and willing and able and where has she been all my life......
She may be a little slim for some if you like more meat but she was perfect for me.
Her honey pot is like a plump ripe peach and just as tasty.
I could go on and on but don't take my word for it gents, go experience this amazing woman for your self.
However you have been warned lol



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Ratings:

Face: 5/5
Body: 5/5
Personality: 5/5
Telephone Manner: 5/5
Venue Cleanliness: 5/5
Personal Cleanliness: 5/5
Privacy: 5/5
Service: 5/5
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Will you return? Yes
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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Simone
Simone - Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-11-22 16:23:08
Edited: 2021-11-22 16:23:21

The pleasure was all mine!! Hope to see you again soon xxx
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PeterVR - Re: Review - Simone - Nelspruit Nelspruit
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Posted: 2021-11-23 12:09:47

Hi Simone, when will you be in Nelspruit again?
theriffer
theriffer - Re: Review - Simone - Sandton/Sandhurst Johannesburg
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Posted: 2021-11-28 09:46:09

Name: Simone

City: Johannesburg

Area: Sandton/Sandhurst

Last Visit: November 2021

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Visited her the 26th. After confirming Fullhouse /GFE telephonically arrived, agreed R1500. Got a back massage, then uncovered blow that was like 10 seconds. then she proceeded to put on a condom, thought she was contuining with the blow, and she gets on top. Not doing much. SO i got on top. Then she suggested doggy style , I don't like that. So I suggested she get on top again. then she didn't want to because it hurts, and that was the end of it after like 20 minutes. i SUGGESTED I give heR 1/2 the money because she was hurting or uncomfortable. She wouldn't , I was out of there. Bad experience. The only different between her and Sundowner is that the place was neat. Won't recomment her.


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Ratings:

Face: 3/5
Body: 3/5
Personality: 3/5
Telephone Manner: 3/5
Venue Cleanliness: 4/5
Personal Cleanliness: 4/5
Privacy: 3/5
Service: 1/5
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Will you return? No
Advertiser looked like the Photos? Yes
Secure Parking? Yes

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