Posted: 2026-04-10 13:04:26
Using pseudonyms to replace nouns and then turning it into a joke is a fine art.
If you don't eat what you usually eat at this time of day and visit me instead, you'll actually end up burning calories.
Not that you need to, I'm sure you are Ronaldo perfect ( everyone is in my eyes, that's why people like me - I don't see flaws) buuuuuut, some guys have this thing about their mid sections so all I'm saying is:
I AM EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED
MY BODY IS THE BEST BODY IN JHB
I AM YOUR TYPE. IM EVERYONES TYPE. AND THEREIN LIES THE DETAIL.
Love,
Julia Ward