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My Body Is Your Wonderland
Posted: 2025-10-01 12:27:01
Edited: 2025-10-01 12:28:00
Edited: 2025-10-01 12:28:00
And the Bad News is : John Mayer wrote that song 10 years too soon, because my body is the REAL wonderland. But he didn't know me then. So, the chick he wrote that song for is now probably very fat, and if he's not scrolling ESA....well he's missed out ! If by some miracle he discovers me , hell almost 100% rewrite the song for his EP with one single song called :
"Correction, Julia's body is a Wonderland ".
Please enjoy all the wonderland i offer as well as a GORGEOUS, LUXURIOUS, INDULGENT sensual massage TODAY...and send my pic to John Mayer so he knows how badly he's effed up.
Love,
Julia Ward PHD IN MEN
The Wonderland Body
The REAL PRETTY WOMAN 2.0
"Correction, Julia's body is a Wonderland ".
Please enjoy all the wonderland i offer as well as a GORGEOUS, LUXURIOUS, INDULGENT sensual massage TODAY...and send my pic to John Mayer so he knows how badly he's effed up.
Love,
Julia Ward PHD IN MEN
The Wonderland Body
The REAL PRETTY WOMAN 2.0
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