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Malnourished from intimacy?
Posted: 2026-07-19 12:51:33
That's a symptom of hypergamy. You need to close the account babe. If she's descended from a 9.25 to anything below a 7.32 , and nothing is wet. Ever. Close it. Just client the damn account !
I am here to be the 'gap cover' you need to fill in the blanks that can only be covered by a female. Your life is too important for you to be neglected in the intimacy department.
Thankfully I'm a 9.78.
Love,
Julia Ward
I am here to be the 'gap cover' you need to fill in the blanks that can only be covered by a female. Your life is too important for you to be neglected in the intimacy department.
Thankfully I'm a 9.78.
Love,
Julia Ward
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