Hello punters

Starting a thread on pro-tips for fellow hobbyists.

Here are mine:
1. Less is more. You're here for a good time, not a medical documentary. Keep the fluids to yourself.

2. Ignore the photos and read the reviews. The photographer are really good at their job. Reviews, however, are written by men who have seen the truth.

3. Plan ahead. After 11pm, your brain clocks off and your other head starts making executive decisions. That road has taken many brave men to places even their Uber driver feared to enter.


What are your golden rules for staying happy, healthy, and only mildly ashamed?

1. Look at your wallet, bank account, wife/partner, children and parents before spending on anything, specially punts.

2. Don't take chances in office, family or extended family, neighbours when it comes to sex. If in dire need, pay for sex through this site or similar.

3. Always use protection no matter if it's your regular.

4. Clear all trails behind you. No digital payments, avoid Uber/app cabs to commute to/from punts, turn off location on your phones.

My 10c

Here's another tip: Do not make a mistake of not calling Sexyhumour... you snooze you lose!

Will add my two cents.

1) Do not get emotionally involved with your provider and think you can be the one to "save her" remember this is strictly a buisness transaction.

2) Always remember health is wealth, so use a condom for as much as you can including blowjobs as some infections can still be spread without one.

3)be careful to not get addicted and always keep your financial priorities and principles in check.

4) Do not share to much personal details about yourself during a punt.

5) Be presentable shower clean up and smell good.

Ask direct questions: Do you kiss? How many rounds? ect. Do not assume, one ladies GFE and another's are not the same, unfortunately. Lol you'll go there, pay R1500 and then be told you not allowed to kiss her and you only get one round, lol eish

Good one sexyhumour.

Our tip for the day. Join our exclusive club and save on punts for a whole year.

With the money u save u can pay for uber cash and not through ur uber app. Win win all the way

Sorry guys we just had to hikack the post. Love u all

1. Have respect, and respect will usually be given back. It's reciprocal.

2. Use cash and always take the maximum you are willing to spend that day. Do not take extra.

Never use a tongue where Doctors use gloves.

Always trust ur gut instincts its usually spot on.

@KICKASS
I personally agree with you 100% trust your gut feeling!